I Ranked Disney Channel Outfits From "A Little Too Much" To "Holy Mother Of God, My Eyes" For Everyone's Sake

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37.This ABSOLUTELY ICONIC Lizzie McGuire look:

36.And this iconic Raven outfit:

raven posing in a green pantsuit

I hate the pirate shirt, but though the rest of the outfit is gaudy, I still love it. As you can see, I love a good monochrome moment.

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35.This classic Raven outfit from That's So Raven:

34.This wintery look from Raven on That's Ro Raven:

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Honestly, out of any on this list, this is the one I'd be most likely to wear today (sans the hairpiece). The jacket and sweater are really cute. But with the hair piece and that weird feather sleeve embellishment, I felt it warranted a place on this list.

33.This classic fur coat Raven wore on That's So Raven:

32.This embellished top London wore on Suite Life:

Sadly, I can see myself having worn this in sixth grade. I can't tell if the fact that her necklace looks like part of the shirt is a good or bad thing. In the end, this is kind of tame for London, and the earrings and hair are cute.

Sadly, I can see myself having worn this in sixth grade. I can't tell if the fact that her necklace looks like part of the shirt is a good or bad thing. In the end, this is kind of tame for London, and the earrings and hair are cute.

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31.This butterfly shirt Keely wore on Phil of the Future:

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This is kind of cute...for a 10-year-old. It's not so wild as others on the list, so I'm ranking it low.

30.This ensemble Raven rocked for That's So Suite Life of Hannah Montana:

Raven in a shiny flower-pattern coat with satin stripes down the sleeves, khaki bermuda shorts, an embroidered flower bag, a tank with a sequin heart on it, and a satin deep v peplum top with sequin trim on the neckline

You know what, I don't hate the coat. It's the khaki bermuda shorts, the sequin heart tank, and the also-sequined satin V-neck top for me.

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29.This rich girl look London wore on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody:

London in a fringe trum tweed jacket with a chunky almost choker bauble necklace and hoops with a beret

This is peak 2000s Paris Hilton vibes. The tweed, the beret, the giant hoops...another iconic, god-awful outfit.

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28.These retro outfits Lizzie and Miranda wore on Lizzie McGuire:

27.This dress Harper wore that literally had markers hanging off it:

square neck short sleeve dress with markers hanging off the neckline, the waist, and the sleeves

Yes, this dress is ridiculous, but I felt bad ranking all of Harper's other outfits so high. This one gets an A+ for creativity.

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26.This layered tank top over a tie-dye shirt look with very low waist pinstripe pants Keely wore on Phil of the Future:

Keely with Phil — Keely is wearing a 3/4 sleeve tie dye top with a metallic arm cuff and a tank top with pinstripe low banded button waist pants

Every 2000s girl owned those pants, and they have got to be the worst pants in existence. Still, I don't hate the top combo.

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25. This strange pattern mix from Lizzie on Lizzie McGuire:

The color-block top with the orange printed pants...there's just a lot going on here.

24.This ~wild~ look from London on Suite Life:

London in a chunky knit turtleneck sweater, a vest with furry leopard print, and a cap with the same furry print

Okay, it's VERY 2000s, and this mix of red, black, and furry leopard print is enough to land it on this list, but...I don't HATE it.

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23.This weird pattern mix from Lizzie on Lizzie McGuire:

22.This 3D pony shirt Lizzie wore on Lizzie McGuire:

21.This sequin headband, triangle earrings, puff fluffy jacket London wore on Suite Life:

20.This weird mix Miranda wore on Lizzie McGuire:

Miranda in a striped fringe sweater, a t shirt, and a high neck bright crochet halter top with jeans

This would normally be a very drab outfit and would not warrant a spot on this list, but the fact that Miranda INEXPLICABLY PUT ON A CROCHET HALTER OVER HER SHIRT means I just HAD to include it. What would possess one to do this...

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19.This ~summery~ look from Maddy on Suite Life:

Maddie with a long past-the-knees large polka dot skirt with a sash at the waist with a tank top and long necklace with wedges

I hate this one so much because I WORE this one (or something very similar to it). I'd like to forget my past, please.

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18.This sequin look from London on Suite Life:

London in a scalloped sequin crop t shirt with a tank underneath and a flare miniskirt with a thick low waist belt

Those skirts were alllll the rage in the 2000s, and I shudder to think of them again. But what really makes this outfit awful to me is the fact that London is wearing a crop top with a low waist skirt. It's more than I can bear.

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17.Whatever's going on here with London on Suite Life:

16.This fake Lola look from Miley on Hannah Montana:

Miley in a Lola outfit with a striped sweater tipe top, a skirt with a chain belt, a puff sleeve polka top short sleeve top, a chunky necklace and bracelets, and tights

This is somehow the least bad of the Lola outfits, which I'm going to chalk up to Miley having more class than Lilly. Still, I wish she'd stuck with plaid, polka dots, OR stripes...but not all three.

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15.This furry shoulder pad look from London on Suite Life:

14.This colorful ribbon look from Harper on Wizards of Waverly Place:

Harper in a chunky necklace and earrings, and a short sleeve dress made of ribbons going down the front and sleeves with a belt

I feel like I would hate this slightly less without the jewelry and that weird sports headband.

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13.This layered look Lola went with on Hannah Montana:

12.This sequin lace number

Maddy in a ruched corset-style tank with a 3/4 shirt underneath with a sheer sequin lace long sleeve top over that and jeans

Honestly, I could see the tank part maybe being cute. But that undershirt...it looks like it's from Candie's at Kohls, and it probably was. I cannot stand the fact that the undershirt has 3/4 sleeves while the sheer part has long sleeves.

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11.This ~punk rock~ look Lola wore on Hannah Montana:

Every Lola outfit has five accessories too many. Someone tell me why there are TWO different belts here, and ALSO belt loops. The chunky necklace, the wrist warmers, the earrings, the layered shirts...I really cannot.

Every Lola outfit has five accessories too many. Someone tell me why there are TWO different belts here, and ALSO belt loops. The chunky necklace, the wrist warmers, the earrings, the layered shirts...I really cannot.

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10.This sequin fedora and fuchsia lycra top London wore on Suite Life:

9.Yet another layered look from Lilly/Lola on Hannah Montana:

Lilly in pants with a striped sweatervest with a cursive L in rhinestones on it, then a polka dot belt, long belt loops, layered necklaces and cuffs and bracelets, a t shirt, and a headband with a bow

There is just so much going on here. The cuffs, the belt, the layered necklaces, the sweater vest with a tuxedo design and bows, the belt loops...but it's got to be the bedazzled cursive L on the hip that pushes this one over the top for me.

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8.This graphic dress London wore on Suite Life:

7.This abomination Harper wore on Wizards of Waverly Place:

Harper with a button up sweater with a loop belt at the waist and a flare skirt with a headband with a clownfish on it

You can't see it, but her skirt is all ocean-themed too. I'd honestly think that wasn't so bad compared to Harper's other styles (it's very Mrs. Frizzle chic), but that headband ruins it for me. Tell me you love Finding Nemo without telling me you love Finding Nemo, you know?

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6.This ruffled camo outfit Maddy wore on Suite Life:

Maddy in camo bermuda shorts, a frilly top with two layers, a ruffled ascot, and a cropped sweater

WHAT IS WITH DISNEY CHANNEL AND HORRIBLE CAMO SHORTS WITH A TOP THAT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH??? (You'll see what I mean when we get to #1.) Also, she's wearing an ascot. A literal colonial America ascot.

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5.And this layered look that couldn't decide whether it was summery or wintery:

fur boats with long striped socks coming out over the top, and a knee length sleeveless dress with two different colored layers underneath and a bunch of chunky necklaces and a tie and a headband

Rounding out the top five, we've got this awful concoction. The knee-high striped witch socks paired with those fluffy winter boots...then a dress with at least TWO layers underneath and all those chunky necklaces, AND the headband, and what looks to be a tie...literally everything is wrong with this outfit.

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4.This duck costume Harper wore TO SCHOOL on Wizards of Waverly Place:

Harper in tights and a fluffy top big shoulders duck outfit with a duck hat

I don't remember, was this for a play or something??? It's Harper, so I'm gonna go with no. Also, hats aren't allowed at most schools. But that's not the biggest sin of this outfit.

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3.And this rubber duck outfit:

Harper in a short sleeve scoop neck dress with rubber ducks cut out and glued all over it and a hat with the same

I'm ranking this above the last because it doesn't even look like it could be a costume. It's just something out of a serial killer's nightmares. Also, again with the hats, Harper?

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2.ANOTHER layered look from Lilly on Hannah Montana:

1.And finally, the most abhorrent of them all...this look:

In conclusion...

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