People Are Sharing The Hilarious Difference Between High School Teachers And College Professors And It's HUGE
1.College professors ask impossible questions:
High school teachers: College Professors don’t play around, you have to be on itMy math professor on the second day:
2.They only use the finest of office supplies:
why did i just do a presentation and our professor wrote our grade on a disinfectant wipe and slide it across the table dkdnkdemdldn
3.They make you take RUTHLESS tests:
4.They might give some lesson plans that are way above your head:
5.College professors can be really hard to get to know:
Middle school: "They won't tolerate this in high school."HS: "This won't work in college."College professor: "y'all want some milkduds?"
6.They do not tolerate funny business:
Hs teachers: “you have to be professional in college, your professors aren’t going to put up with anything”College professor: “do you guys mind if we keep the lights off for class today I’m hungover” *one kid is eating mashed potatoes*
7.And they have a game plan and stick to it:
8.They adhere to a very strict schedule:
High school teachers: your college professors are not going to put up with this!!!My college professor in the middle of lecture today: Alright I’m tired of teaching. Y’all can leave
9.College professors spend their entire time lecturing on the serious stuff:
high school teachers: your college professors will not put up with anythingcollege professor: we will be celebrating my birthday let’s vote on pizza
10.Their pop quizzes strike fear into the hearts of all students:
High school teachers: college professors will have the highest expectations of anyone you have ever met and will not tolerate anything that you doCollege professors:
11.College professors give out impossibly difficult homework:
High school teachers: you’re not going to get away with anything in collegeCollege professors:
12.College professors remember everything:
High school teachers: This shit won’t fly with your college professors!College Professors:
13.They take citations very seriously:
high school teachers: dont use wikipedia it is unreliable and points will be taken offcollege professors:
14.They never, ever cancel class:
actual email my professor sent out i’m dead
15.College professors are deeply professional:
High school teachers: no cussing or that’s ISSCollege professors: what the fuck is wrong with the projector
16.They keep to themselves:
Why did high school teachers always make college professors sound so strict & scary when in reality they’re like, “What’s up, you can call me Andy, I illegally downloaded the text book if you need it & I also have a gambling problem.” Lmfaooo
17.And they aren't afraid to lay down the law:
18.College professors have no patience for tardiness:
19.They give impossible assigments:
high school teachers: “Your college professors will not be as laid back as I am!”College Professors:
20.They aren't going to baby students:
High school teachers: “College professors aren’t going to baby you.”College math professor: “My husband made y’all some fudge.”
21.They have absolutely no room for failure:
High school teachers: your college professors are NOT going to put up with this College professors: who wants to race in the parking lot
22.Everything is serious to them:
23.And they don't appreciate any funny business:
High school teachers: “Your professors in college won’t put up with that”College professors:
24.College professors rarely make mistakes:
25.They never stray from the lesson plan:
high school teachers: college will kick your assmy bio professor: i dont really feel like doing zoom today. what animal would you like to be?
26.They have no time for fun and games:
27.They are extremely formal in emails:
High school teachers: This won’t fly in college. College is serious and your teachers are setting you up for the real world and your future job. College professors:
28.Even their emails are enough to strike terror into hearts:
29.College professors only give out bad news:
High school teachers: college is so hard !!!! Professors are mean jerks who don’t care about you!!!!One of my college professors: have a rubber duckie :)
30.They definitely don't quote the writings and teachings of Wario:
High School Teachers: "Always be professional in emails to professors." College Professors:
31.They have strict rules:
"Pet Policy: If a pet enters the camera frame during class, we will pause our discussion for an introduction to that pet and admiration by all."
32.They take tests very seriously:
HS teachers: college is NOT a jokea real college exam question i just had: “which doesn’t belong?”A. Ethos B. PathosC. Logos D. Migos
33.And they do not mess around:
high school teachers : “just wait until you get to college and things get serious! Professors won’t be messing around!”college professors:
34.College professors run a tight ship:
High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am”College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”
35.In conclusion:
all high school teachers: that shіt won’t fly in college that shit in college: 🦅🛫🦉🦋🐝🦇🚀🛸🚁
