110 Halloween Instagram Captions Perfect for All Your Costume Selfies
Picking a Halloween costume is hard, sure. But how about coming up with an Instagram caption to go with all those spooky pictures you've taken with your friends? Whether or not you are #squadgoals in your matching costumes, or you dressed up as your favorite characters separately, you're going to take a ton of pictures the during the day (all while eating some delicious candy and watching some scary movies, of course).
If you're still trying to figure out the best caption to post on your Instagram for that Halloween selfie, you're in luck. We've rounded up some of the best Halloween Instagram captions that will not only go with whatever you're dressed up as, but also make everyone who follows you super jealous that they didn't come up with them first.
Punny Captions:
"Can be bribed with candy."
"Keep on and carry a wand."
"In ghoul company."
"I'm boo'd up."
"Feelin' fang-cy."
"You say witch like it's a bad thing."
"New mask, who dis?"
"I"m such a haunt mess."
"Hot ghoul Halloween."
"You better work, witch."
"Have a spooktacular night."
"Ghostest with the mostest."
"Just witchful thinking."
"Demons are a ghouls best friend."
"Bugs and hisses."
"The ghostess with the mostest."
"Too cute to spook."
"I’m here for the boos."
"I can't be held responsible for stolen candy."
"Happy Halloween, witches!"
"Witch way to the candy?"
"This is where the magic happens."
"Be witched!"
"Trick or treat yo’self!"
"If the broom fits, fly it."
"Cutest pumpkin in the patch."
"Swish swish, witch."
"Too gourd to be true."
"Get in, loser. We're going haunting."
"Creep it real."
"Boo Felicia."
"#Squadghouls"
"If you've got it, haunt it."
"Witch better have my candy."
"Trick or treat yo' self."
"Witch, please."
"What's up my witches?"
"Hey boo-tiful."
"If you think I'm a witch, you should meet my sister."
"Basic witch."
"Fangs for the memories."
"Where my ghouls at?"
"Bow down witches."
"Ghouls just want to have fun."
"Resting witch face."
"Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke."
"Shake your BOOty."
"With the boo crew."
Movie Quote Captions:
"It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." — Dani, Hocus Pocus
"I am the pumpkin king!" — Jack, The Nightmare Before Christmas
"You frightened me. Do it again!" — Morticia, The Addams Family
"Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any." — Emily, Corpse Bride
"Whatever you do, don't fall asleep." — Nancy, Nightmare on Elm Street
"Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires." / "How avant-garde." – Louis and Claudia, Interview with The Vampire
"We've all got both light and dark inside us." — Sirius, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color." — Wednesday, The Addams Family
"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
"There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!" — The Nightmare Before Christmas
"Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" — Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
"I'm a ghost with the most, babe." –Beetlejuice
"Halloween is cool." –Halloweentown
"It's just a bunch of hocus pocus." –Hocus Pocus
"I see dead people." –The Sixth Sense
"Im a mouse, duh." –Mean Girls
"Hi! I'm Chucky. Want to play?" –Child's Play
"Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." – Halloweentown
“Be afraid... Be very afraid.” –The Fly
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” –Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Oh look, another glorious morning. It makes me SICK!" — Hocus Pocus
"Being normal is vastly overrated." — Halloweentown
“Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice
"Get in, loser. We're going haunting." — A play on the iconic line in Mean Girls
“I’ve got friends on the other side.” —Princess and the Frog
“Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.” —Goosebumps
"Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." —Hocus Pocus
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho
Costume Specific Captions:
"Never fully dressed without a wand."
"Boil and bubble."
"I'm from a whole other world, a different dimension."
"Can't wait until the moon is full."
"Drop dead gorgeous."
"It's alive!"
"Forever your Zom-bae."
"You're just not my (blood) type."
"I do not say, 'Bleh bleh bleh!'"
"Bad to the bone."
"Mons-terrific."
"Only a little bit batty."
"Me-Wow."
"If I ghost you after tonight, you know why."
"Wig snatched."
"Girl (super)power!"
"I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!"
"Hocus Pocus and chill?"
"Seeing in Wandavision"
"Low-key looking like Loki"
Spooky Quote Captions:
"There is something haunting in the light of the moon." — Joseph Conrad
"On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be." — Ava Dellaira
"Some people are born for Halloween." — Stephan Graham Jones
"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." — J.K. Rowling
"We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones." — Stephen King
"Where there is no imagination there is no horror." — Arthur Conan Doyle
"Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen. Voices whisper in the trees, 'tonight is Halloween!'" — Dexter Kozen
"When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers 'tis near Halloween." — Unknown
"The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken; the spell has begun." — Midgard Morningstar
"Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat." — Nicholas Gordon
"There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." –Unknown
"Nothing on Earth is so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night." –Steve Almond
"I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking in every corner." –Evan Peters
"Ghosts and goblins come to play on October's final day!" –Rusty Fischer
"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble."–Macbeth
"Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." –Tim Burton
"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death." –Severus Snape, Harry Potter
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." –William Shakespeare
"Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." –Mason Cooley
"Be afraid. Very afraid."— The Fly
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"— Dracula
"You’ve crossed a line, and you’re stuck on the other side now." –Money Heist
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