32 Things Basically Every Single Person On Earth Has Experienced But Would Never Dare Talk About
Pretty much every single human-being on Earth has experienced...
1.The most audacious of questions:
The Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now
2.The foolproof way to respond in a boring convo:
Me after not paying attention the entire conversation
3.The lowest point of your life:
chasing after a ping pong ball is so dehumanizing
4.The quick existence check:
I like to walk to my gate at the airport to make sure it exists before I get food
5.The acting performance of the century:
Me pretending to need something else at the store until the person moves outta the of the stuff I actually need
6.The need to make bubbles:
7.The rapid aging:
Website: you must be of legal age to view this content. What year were you born?Me at age 11 (playing it safe): 1753
8.The eye rub:
don’t talk to me when i’m rubbing my eye i won’t hear you 😂
9.The necessary restart:
Me restarting the song because i blinked on my favourite part
10.This exact thought growing up:
11.The double and triple check:
me, watching the airplane’s wing during takeoff…trying to figure out if those little flaps are supposed to be moving like that:
12.The absolute betrayal:
When you carry ur pet to your room and it walks out
13.The complete loss of trust:
Y’all ever notice how when you lose the remote you lose trust in everyone? “Are you sitting on the remote?” “No”“Alright stand up then”
14.The scam of the important details:
someone: *sends me a screenshot*me: *checks their battery % and network provider*
15.The compulsion to draw this exact sun in the corner of a sheet of paper:
16.The blanket conundrum:
me sweating in bed because I must have a blanket no matter the temperature
17.The fear:
"The tag of my shirt touching my back"My brain:
18.The attempt to fly under the radar:
19.The most satisfying smack:
20.The instantaneous yacking:
yall remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere
21.The pee-er's dilemma:
Me trying to stay sleepy when going to the bathroom at 4am
22.The desire to completely break the remote control:
23.The transformation:
When you finish the ice-cream and start nibbling on the wooden stick.
24.The sweet, sweet relief:
When your ear randomly pops and your hearing suddenly increases by 50%.
25.The horror... the horror:
I've been alive 20 years and still haven't found the right thing to say when somebody knocks on the door of the public bathroom you're in
26.The stupid check:
When I pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive
27.The struggle of online shopping:
28.The humiliating double-check:
Do you ever pull out your phone to check the time but you have to do it again because you forgot to look at the clock or am I just stupid
29.The need to walk around a pool like this:
30.The "I didn't steal anything" walk:
31.The book amnesia:
32.And the squeal:
Nobody:My ear randomly: ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ