32 Cringey Celeb Tweets I Genuinely Cannot Believe They Haven't Deleted Yet
1.Nicki Minaj's original testicle tweet:
ok boys, what's your ball size?
2.Ashanti's fart conundrum:
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
3.Seth Rogen response to his mom's cameltoe issue:
Jesus mom https://t.co/dJZPr2Y27o
4.Ludacris's orgasm inquiry:
Men if a woman says it's hard 4 her 2 have an orgasm from penetration, but easier from oral, do u please her or do u please yourself 1st?
5.Harry Styles' burning balls:
Just used Deep Heat then went for a wee...A mistake has been made.
6.Kourtney Kardashian's question about ant anatomy:
Do ants have dicks?
7.Cardi B's question about ant excrement:
Do ants poop ?
8.Kris Jenner feeling full of meat:
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
9.Kris Jenner's iconic shart tweet:
I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!
10.Lil Jon's poop emergency:
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
11.Jessica Simpson's extremely swollen feet:
Any remedies?! Help!!!!
12.Ryan Reynolds' missing testicles:
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
13.Frankie Muniz's sad reality:
In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm just sitting here staring in the mirror at my balding head.
14.Another awkward Seth Rogen mom tweet:
Please no. https://t.co/bCbHGTKffs
15.Meghan Trainor's tweets about pooping together with her husband:
To clear things up…we pooped ONCE together and we laughed and said never again…but he will hang out with me if I’m 💩ing cuz WE SOULMATES. And i legit miss him when I’m away from him. And we pee together obvi
16.Chris Pratt shoving yogurt up his ass:
So how much of this Activia do you have to put up your butt before it works?
17.Cher's Madonna b-day celebration:
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
18.Kevin Durant's first tweet about farting while getting a massage:
Getting a massage..I'm face down and I gotta fart...what shuld I do?
19.Kevin Durant's second tweet about farting while getting a massage:
It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack
20.Niall Horan calling out Liam Payne for his nasty farts:
I think @real_liam_payne jst poo'd himself, his fart smells that bad,
21.Rita Ora's general flatulence:
I can't stop farting today 💨💨💨💨
22.Jaden Smith's education rant:
If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.
23.Kesha peeing on the street?:
pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik. http://t.co/FX3Xtlry
24.Diddy's 36-hour tantric sex session:
25.Mary J. Blige's "intelligence" spelling problem:
26.And then her humble tweet about her learning experience:
So Sorry for my miss spelling of the word Intelligence. Thanks for checking me. This is how we learn.
27.Joel Osteen's tweet about rubbing one out:
28.Jessica Simpson's ball sack gym tweet:
29.Bebe Rexha's tweet about 1940s Paris:
30.And her apology afterward:
Girl I failed history. I just googled it. 🤦🏼♀️ https://t.co/xGVkmEGsi7
31.Lindsay Lohan calling out someone named "Goose":
32.And last but not least, Melania Trump wondering what this whale is thinking:
What is she thinking?
