30 SpongeBob Quotes That Make Amazing Instagram Captions
SpongeBob Squarepants is like THE most relatable show of all time, and with 12 seasons (and counting) there's so much content to choose from. Every time SpongeBob and Patrick go on an adventure it results in like 100 quotable moments, so, next time you can't think of a good Instagram caption, why don't you pull from SpongeBob? Here are 30 quotes from the little yellow guy that will go perfectly with any type of Insta.
Spongebob quotes for when you're ready for an adventure:
"I'm ready, I'm ready."
"Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads."
"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time."
"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
"I'm ugly and I'm proud!"
"F is for friends who do stuff together!"
"All I know is fine dining and breathing."
"Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli."
"Krusty Krab Pizza, it's the pizza for you and meeeeee!"
"If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!"
Patrick Quotes for when you're feeling goofy:
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is [insert your name here]."
"I can't see my forehead!"
"Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!"
"Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos."
"I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo."
Squidward Quotes for when you're extra pessimistic:
"Wake me up when I care."
"I have no soul."
"It's just a cruel reminder that I'm single and likely to remain that way forever."
"Future!!!"
"I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed today."
"But it's my only night to be fancy!"
"I might as well sleep for 100 years or so."
Other spongebob squarepants quotes for every occasion:
"Three hours later" - Narrator
"2000 years later" - Narrator
"So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one." - New Narrator
"Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells...smelly." - Mr. Krabs
"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy." - Plankton
"CHOCOLATEEEEEE!"
"Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness...money." - Mr. Krabs
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