If you blink your eyes fast enough, the Kardashians all start to look...the same. But sometimes, and we're talking once in a
very blue moon, they distinguish themselves from one another. Take Kendall, whose clothes tend to droop until her legs (which are always on display) start. Or Kylie, today's subject, who, for lack of better words, is the family's bodycon queen (succeeding our beloved Kim, of course). The makeup mogul has no shame in her game, and hey, if you got it, flaunt it.
Let's be real:
King Kylie kills it every single time. Whether you're down with Kylizzle or not doesn't matter. The proof is in the pudding Balmain. Because if there's one thing we can learn from the beauty industry's latest billionaire, it's that curves are beautiful. And how we decide to cater to them is up to us. Can we get an amen? Amen. Now, let the slideshow commence.
You know the rule: No pink, you stink.
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Because, let's be honest — not
every day calls for a party dress. Photo: Clickpix/BauerGriffin/GC Images. More
Strike a pose / there's nothing to it... Photo: Jackson Lee/Getty Images. More
soft serve couture. Look it up. Photo: TheStewartofNY/GC Images. More
One of those outfits for when the weather just can't make up its mind.
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Update: Leggings aren't going anywhere.
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Kylie Jenner volunteers as tribute.
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This may be the dress of our childhood dreams: It's a
Rainbow Fish mini! Photo: Splash News. More
This is how Kylie Jenner does back-to-school style. Photo: Ricky Vigil/GC Images. More
The Met Gala moment that slayed us all. This Versace gown may not have adhered to
the night's theme, but dang, it looks good. Photo: George Pimentel/WireImage. More
On Sugar Factory promo days, we wear stripes.
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While we're positively sure she doesn't need the coins, this is totally an outfit fit for the slot machines in Atlantic City. Or a parent teacher conference at Calabasas High School. Or something.
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If you were wondering how she sat down in this post–Met Gala Balmain get-up, well,
she didn't. Photo: Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images. More
Celebrities can't get enough of this slip-dress trend.
Here's where to get your own (Louis Vuitton bandanna not included). Photo: Ari Perilstein/Getty Images. More
We don't know about you, but we love when the youngest Jenner goes corporate chic.
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If only we looked this glam in a tank dress...
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Pink is the new black.
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Move. Photo: James Devaney/GC Images. More
The Canadian tuxedo looks just as good stateside, doesn't it?
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Suede on suede. Can you handle those
Schutz boots? Photo: Raymond Hall/GC Images. More
When you're the Cinderella of your sisters, sometimes pulling out all the stops is what it takes.
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This bridal-inspired gown is more demure than we're used to seeing on the youngest Karashian-Jenner. We like.
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We're pretty sure "Yeezus" tees are part of the Kardashian uniform at this point.
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you wearing shoulder pads at 18? (Maybe?) Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage. More
It's like — at what point did the designer say, "Okay, enough cutouts."
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Kimmy? Is that you? Photo: Taylor Hill/FilmMagic. More
But what if your shoulders get
cold, Kylie? Photo: Raymond Hall/GC Images. More
Just when you thought culottes were dead.
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For an easy
$1,080, this dress could be yours. Act fast! Photo: Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images. More
Time to upgrade that trench you can't quit.
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We're willing to bet money (from our own Kardashian-kushioned bank account) that a gym was not involved in this outfit.
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Because when Olivier Rousteing invites you to
his birthday party, you go...in Balmain. Duh. Photo: Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images. More
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No Balmain. But kind of Balmain,
amirite? Photo: Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic. More
Nothing shady about this
Shady Zeineldine gown. Photo: Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic. More
Just hanging with mom in a
$1,025 coat by Kimora Lee Simmons. No big deal. Photo: Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty Images. More
first Sugar Factory launch? Photo: Gustavo Caballero/Getty Images. More
Because who needs to breathe when Balmain is involved?
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When in doubt, belt it out.
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