27 Inappropriate Lyrics All Millennials Got Down To At Middle School Dances
As millennials, we grew up with the BEST music — but some of it was a little, uh....X-rated.
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Here are 27 super-inappropriate lyrics that we passionately sang in the car with our parents.
1."I want to take a ride on your disco stick"
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From: "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga
Us all at 10: "Mom, what's disco stick?"
2."When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get SPRUNG!"
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From: "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
This was my go-to karaoke song as a kid.
3."Got my seats all wet in my ride" or "Then my pants got bigga"
From: "Blame It on the Alcohol" by Jamie Foxx ft. T-Pain
In case you were wondering, the Glee version skipped these parts.
4."Dirty babe / You see these shackles / Baby, I'm your slave / I'll let you whip me if I misbehave..."
From: "SexyBack" by Justin Timerlake ft. Timbaland
It's officially been 15 years since Justin brought sexy back. Feel old yet?
5."Maybe it's time to put this pussy on your sideburns"
From: "BedRock" by Young Money
Honorable mentions: "My room is the G-spot," and "I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi."
6."Smack that 'til you get sore"
From: "Smack That" by Akon ft. Eminem
Honorable mention: "And possibly bend you over look back and watch me"
7."Mix your milk with my coco puff"
From: "My Humps" by the Black-Eyed Peas
In a song with lyrics like "whatcha gonna do with all that ass" and "the boys, they wanna sex me," this line still wins for most explicit.
8."I'm a genie in a bottle / You gotta rub me the right way"
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From: "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera
I definitely did not know what this meant, even though it's super obvious. I think I probably thought it had something to do with Aladdin.
9."Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"
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From: "Lady Marmalade" by Mya, Lil' Kim, P!nk, and Christina Aguilera
It's okay to sing something explicit if it's in French.
10."I'mma do my thing while you're playing with your (beep)"
From: "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls ft. Will.i.am
The Pussycat dolls raised us, and I will not be elaborating on that statement.
11."When I had the sex, man, my penis felt great"
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From: "I Just Had Sex" by the Lonely Island ft. Akon
This song was peak comedy in 2011.
12."I can see you with nothing on / Feeling on me before you bring that on"
From: "Promiscuous girl" by Nelly Furtado ft. Timbaland
AKA how I learned what the word "promiscuous" meant. Music is educational!
13."Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens"
Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
From: "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
I still know every word to this song.
14."All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy"
From: "If You Seek Amy" by Britney Spears
Cue a 30-minute argument with our mom about how this song isn't *technically* swearing.
15."I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it"
From: "Sexy and I Know It" by LMFAO
Oh god, this image gave me flashbacks to those glasses we all used to wear at parties.
16."We went streaking in the park / Skinny dipping in the dark / Then had a ménage à trois"
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From: "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry
See: 9 and 12.
17."Touch my body / Put me on the floor / Wrestle me around / Play with me some more"
From: "Touch My Body" by Mariah Carey
The second most iconic Mariah song for sure.
18."My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
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From: "Milkshake" by Kelis
A true cultural reset.
19."Sticks and stones may break my bones / But chains and whips excite me"
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From: "S&M" by Rihanna
I can't believe Rihanna invented BDSM!
20."Go downtown and eat it like a vulture"
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From: "Work It" by Missy Elliot
Before we had "WAP," we had "Work It."
21."I wanna see your peacock"
From: "Peacock" by Katy Perry
Can we also just appreciate these lyrics about the "peacock" in question: "I just shed a tear / I am so unprepared / You got the finest architecture / End of the rainbow-looking treasure / Such a sight to see / And it's all for me"
22."You just put your lips together and you come real close"
From: "Whistle" by Flo Rida
Where our sex ed failed, Flo Rida stepped in to teach us a few things.
23."Lookin' at me all like she really wanna do it / Tryna put it on me 'til my balls black and blueish"
From: "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls
See 22.
24."Picture this, we were both butt naked banging on the bathroom floor"
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From: "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
The imagery in this song is really something else.
25."You can feel my burning flame / I'm feelin' kind of n-a-s-t-y / I might just take you home with me"
From: "Naughty Girl" by Beyoncé
If you didn't sing about how nasty (or dirty, thanks Xtina) you were on the middle school dance floor, were you even a millennial?
26.And finally: "I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck..."
From: "Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off" by Panic! at the Disco
You know what, I'll say it. I *still* think this song is sexy.
