There's a lot to think about at Thanksgiving. You have to figure out what you're going to wear, because even though you're probably sitting in your aunt's living room watching TV with your cousins, you still need to have an Instagrammable outfit at the ready. Then there's the matter of plotting out your food game plan. Will you load up one big plate and take your chances on having room for dessert, or will you pace yourself, make two small plates and purposely save a little room for pumpkin pie? Don't even get me started on dodging awkward questions from your family. With those aspects on your mind, there's not much time left to think of the perfect Instagram caption. So instead you can borrow one from us. From quotes to jokes and everything in between, below are the best Thanksgiving captions to use this year.
I cran and will eat everything on this plate.
Talk turkey to me.
Thankful for elastic waistbands.
*entering feast mode*
Thanksgiving is about carbo loading to have the endurance for Black Friday.
This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
This is now a Thanksgiving food fan account.
Too full to think of a caption.
Therapist: What do we do when we feel this way?
Me: Eat more stuffing?
Butterballin' on a budget.
Hope your Thanksgiving is as nice as your butt.
Clear eyes, full stomachs, can't lose.
If you can button your pants after eating today, you did it wrong.
FACT: You can't answer your family's questions if you always have food in your mouth.
Already thinking about the leftovers.
"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas." — Joey, Friends
"Better Thanksgiving than never." - Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl
"I can't. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." - Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
"It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour." - Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
Just thankful we have enough wine.
Is gravy a carb?
Just keep eating. Just keep eating.
Show me the turkey.
Gobble 'til you wobble.
Stop, drop, and butter your roll.
Life doesn't get any butter than this.
You miss 100% of the leftovers you don't eat.
I could stop eating now, but I'm not a quitter.
Eat hard, nap harder.
Stuffing is the glue that holds this family together.
If you need me, I'll be on the couch for the next 48 hours.
Turkey and wine and I'm feeling fine.
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs.
You'll always be my gravy.
This is a reminder to set your scale back ten pounds this weekend.
Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
Casse-rolling up to Mama's house.
Me: I can't eat another bite. Also me: Oh, look, pie!
Pies before guys.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except people who eat turkey without gravy.
These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.
Thankful for family, food, and Noah Centineo.
Imma let you finish, but my mom made the best Thanksgiving dinner of all time.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
Update: We got cranberry sauced.
PSA: Carbs don't count on Thanksgiving. (You're welcome!)
Okay fam let's get this bread.
When you whine, I wine.
May your hearts be as full as your plates today.
Does anyone know what pumpkin pie tastes like when you're hungry?
Do I practice fitness? Of course! Fitness all this food in my mouth.
Spice, spice baby.
Having a butterball with this group
Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend.
Gobble baby, gobble baby, gobble baby, gobble.
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