25 People Who Will Never, Ever, Ever, Ever, Ever Be Asked To Host Thanksgiving Again
1.This turkey who would love Greta Gerwig's Barbie:
She would've been seated, popcorn in hand, front row, for the premiere.
2.This Thanksgiving meat baby:
But WHY????
3.This majestic work of art:
The gang's all here!
4.This horrifying face:
This is giving Halloween vibes more than Thanksgiving vibes.
5.This pickle pumpkin pie that I'd probably try once, TBH:
At least it looks like they used sweet pickles.
6.This truly tragic turkey:
Mmmm, appetizing.
7.This horror movie monster that will certainly give me nightmares:
No, but like...what if it started crawling across the table at you??
8.This cranberry sauce that's totally homemade and not at all from a can:
You couldn't at least cut it into slices or something?
9.This expressive turkey:
He's just happy to see you!
10.This pie with a slight char:
Got that nice caramelization.
11.This mac 'n' cheese turkey mess:
We've got to draw the line somewhere.
12.This turkey dessert that just looks wrong in so many ways:
Depending on what kind of "gross" you are...that turkey body could look like two different things.
13.This perky turkey:
Either she's blessed or she's got an amazing plastic surgeon.
14.This turkey that was cooked well-done:
Just a little crispy.
15.This raw turkey that was served:
Ahh yes, medium rare turkey.
16.This peculiar dessert design:
Maybe we, as a society, should find new ways to make Thanksgiving-themed desserts.
17.This turkey that looks like an actual crime scene:
Aww buddy, what happened here?
18.This toasty turkey:
It must take skills to screw up this badly.
19.This Instant Pot turkey:
What a fun color!
20.This demon from the underworld:
I swear to god this turkey was a character in Stranger Things.
21.This quirky turkey:
My, my! What a busty lady!
22.This turkey made from Spam:
It looks like a Sphynx cat.
23.This Flamin' Hot Cheeto turkey:
I'm calling the police.
24.This stuffed turkey:
Is that...pasta in there?
25.And finally, whatever the heck happened here:
Happy holiday's, y'all.
Wishing you a happy Thanksgiving that's worthy of r/thanksgiving and doesn't end up on r/funny or r/shittyfoodporn!
