Hilarious Father's Day Puns for Nacho Average Dad

Hilarious Father's Day Puns for Nacho Average Dad

We admit it: We love dad jokes. Even if we try not to laugh, we just can't help ourselves. Once you've exhausted that list, it's time to move on to Father's Day puns. While sharing some sentimental Father's Day quotes with him is always a great idea, using some so-bad-they're-great Father's Day one-liners will probably be even more appreciated by the funny guy who raised you.

These hilarious puns will make for great additions to funny Father's Day cards. Or spread the love and take these pun-tastic one-liners online as witty Father's Day captions to accompany your social media tribute to Dad. Either way, your pops will love them all—from golf puns to tie puns and everything in between—so much that he may just adopt one or two as his new favorite material (read: expect to hear them on repeat). These are the true Father's Day gifts that keep on giving—especially since he’ll be the proudest dad ever, knowing that he clearly taught you well in the jokes department.

Funny Father's Day Puns

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  • "The best dads are really punny."

  • "Yoda best, Dad."

  • "Dad puns—that's how eye roll."

  • "Dad, you're a real fungi."

  • "Have a beer-y happy Father's Day."

  • "It's knot a tie—you're my favorite!"

  • "Father, I am your daughter."

  • "I love your bad dad jokes."

  • "You meet all of the koala-fications."

  • "Dad, you're dino-mite."

  • "There's gnome one like you."

  • "You're the tricera-tops!"

  • "Dad to the bone."

  • "May the [golf] course be with you."

  • "You're tee-rific, Dad!"

  • "I turtle-y love my dad!"

Funny Father's Day Food Puns

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  • "If the world had S'MORE dads like you it would be sweet."

  • "You know how to make things butter."

  • "You can't be beet."

  • "I donut know what I'd do without you."

  • "I love you from my head tomatoes."

  • "Let's taco 'bout how much you rock."

  • "You did a grape job raisin me."

  • "Thanks for always bacon me happy."

  • "I can't espresso how much you mean to me."

  • "You're one in a melon."

  • "Your dad yolks crack me up."

  • "I'm nacho average dad."

  • "I love you, just in queso you didn't know."

  • "You are cereal-ously the best."

  • "Thanks for pudding up with me."

  • "I love you, Dad, pho-real."

  • "It sounds cheesy, but you're the gratest."

  • "Lettuce give thanks for you today!"

  • "Our family would be muffin without you."

  • "You're one of my two favorite pear-ants!"

  • "I think you're a pretty big dill, Dad."

Funny Father's Day Card Puns

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  • "Happy Fathers Day — don't worry, be hoppy."

  • "I wish you a fan-stache-tic Father's Day."

  • "You're a tee-riffic dad."

  • "I'm not lion—you're the best."

  • "Happy Father's Day—let's par-tee."

  • "You're oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever."

  • "Happy Farter's Day!"

  • "Wood you believe how much I love you?"

  • "Hey dad, it's cool that you're a little Old Fashioned."

  • "Happy Father's Day to a reel awesome dad."

  • "I'm a lucky duck that you're my dad."

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