25 Celebrities You Might Not Have Known Have A ButtLoad Of Kids

Before we get this started, my idea of a big family is anyone with four or more kids. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, and before you scream at me in the comments, I just want to say that I hope you enjoy.

1.James Van Der Beek: Five Kids

Here's his big ole' blonde family:

And here they are washing their dishes in the backyard:

2.Nick Cannon: Seven Kids

Nick with his mouth wide open
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In the past singular year, he's had four kids.

He's giving the thumbs-up

Four!

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3.Taylor Hanson: Seven Kids

He had his seventh kid in December 2020. Her name is Maybellene Alma Joy:

4.Zac Hanson: Four Kids

FYI, Isaac has three kids:

5.Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Six kids

  Monica Schipper / Getty Images for Netflix
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6.Cristiano Ronaldo: Four Kids

Here he is celebrating his twins' birthday:

And here they are celebrating his birthday:

7.Madonna: Six Kids

Here are five of them on Father's Day in Michigan with Madonna's dad:

8.Tori Spelling: Five Kids

Here they are on Mother's Day:

9.Eddie Murphy: 10 Kids

Arm in arm on the red carpet

Here's a bunch of them on the red carpet.

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10.Mel Gibson: Nine Kids

All nine of his kids' names

No photo proof. Just this janky screenshot from Google.

Google

11.Rosie O'Donnell: Five Kids

And here's all five:

12.Sean "Diddy" Combs: Six Kids

Here's a bunch of them playing the piano together:

13.Master P: Nine Kids

Some of Master P's children

This is a picture of some of them.

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14.Offset: Four, Soon to Be Five Kids

15.Jim Gaffigan: Five Kids

16.Rod Stewart: Eight Kids

Here's Rod with four mothers of his children:

And here's just a bunch of 'em:

17.Mick Jagger: Eight Kids

This is his 4-year-old son, Dev:

And here are all four of his boys together:

18.Duane "Dog" Chapman: 12 Kids

And this is his youngest daughter, Bonnie Jo:

19.Kevin Costner: Seven Kids

Kevin Costner on the red carpet with his family and arms around two young boys

Here are three of them in 2015. Otherwise, that's all I got.

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20.Kevin Federline: Six Kids

Kevin in a cap and wearing a backpack on the red carpet

That's some powerful sperm there.

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21.Shaquille O'Neal: Five Kids

On a red carpet all together
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22.Chris O'Donnell: Five Kids

Chris with his family as he gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
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Here's a picture of five of them jumping from a cliff:

23.Gordon Ramsay: Five Kids

His oldest is 23 and his youngest is 2:

24.Elon Musk: Six Kids

Elon looking serious
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He has five with his ex-wife and one with Grimes.

25.And Last, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin: 72 Kids

Alec with a bunch of kids, all wearing black suit and tie
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Bye!