22 Times Celebrities Roasted Other Celebrities With A Few Simple Words
1.When Lorde dragged Diplo and his "tiny penis," in defense of her bestie Taylor Swift.
Diplo tweeted: "Someone should make a Kickstarter to get Taylor Swift a booty.” Lorde quickly jumped online to reply: "Shall we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm?"
2.Speaking of tiny dicks, what about that time Greta Thunberg unleashed on Andrew Tate after he bragged about all his sports cars?
As I'm sure you recall, he tweeted at her with a list of his cars, saying "please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions." Queen Greta hit back with: "yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com."
As we all know, this ended when he replied with a video that revealed he was hiding in Romania, leading to his ultimate arrest on human trafficking charges.
3.When Kim Kardashian had a question about Lindsay Lohan's new accent.
First, the necessary context: In 2016, fans started noticing that Lindsay Lohan had picked up a weird and unrecognizable accent. In 2018, Perez Hilton shared a pic of Kim K's Fulani braids, and Lindsay commented, "I am confused." Kim quickly shot back: "You know what's confusing… your sudden foreign accent."
4.When Lady Gaga tweeted one of her most iconic lines, calling Adam Levine the "art police."
The Maroon 5 frontman subtweeted Gaga's music video for "Applause," saying that "recycling old art for a younger generation doesn't make you an artist. It makes you an art teacher." (FYI, the video featured famous works of art, including "The Birth of Venus.")
All Gaga had to say in return? "uh oh guys the art police is here." Truly incredible stuff.
5.When Rihanna had the perfect short but biting comeback when Ciara called her rude.
Ciara gave an interview where she said that Rihanna "wasn't the nicest," after running into her at a party. All Rihanna had to say in return was: "My bad ci, did I 4get to tip u?"
6.AND THEN she followed it up with an even more cutting retort.
Ciara responded to Rihanna's tip comment with, “Trust me Rihanna u don’t want to see me on or off the stage," and the pop queen hit back: "good luck with bookin that stage u speak of." Savage indeed.
7.When Sharon Osbourne obliterated the Jenner sisters by telling them to stick to lip gloss.
When Kendall and Kylie Jenner started selling merch T-shirts that featured their faces along with rock and roll legends like Biggie Smalls, Tupac, and Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy's wife Sharon was having none of it, tweeting: “Girls, you haven’t earned the right to put your face with musical icons. Stick to what you know...lip gloss."
8.When Martha Stewart said that Gwyneth Paltrow "just needs to be quiet."
Not long after Gwyneth branched out into the wellness and lifestyle industry with her brand Goop, Martha Stewart tried to stop her in her tracks. "She just needs to be quiet," she told Porter magazine. "She's a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn't be trying to be Martha Stewart."
9.And then, when Gwyneth replied by simply posting a recipe for "Jailbird Cake" to her website.
In reference to the fact that Martha spent five months in federal prison for securities fraud, obstruction of justice, and conspiracy.
10.When Em Rata had the perfect response to Piers Morgan's slut shaming.
When the British personality took aim at Emily's nude photoshoot, offering to buy her some clothes, she hit back with "thanks but I don't need clothes as much as you need press."
11.When Bieber told JoJo Siwa to burn her personalized car.
Dance Moms star JoJo Siwa shared an Instagram photo of her new car, which was decorated with a massive photo of her face. For seemingly no reason, Justin Bieber commented — not once, but twice — "burn it."
For what it's worth, he *kinda* apologized on Twitter: "I have nothing against you; it was the car and the colors I didn’t like. I really hope you didn’t think it was malicious or mean spirited."
12.Pete Davidson saying that Ariana Grande spray-painted herself brown.
In 2019, Ariana graced the cover of Vogue; in the accompanying article, she called her relationship with Pete a "distraction." In response, he took aim at her in his 2020 Netflix special. "Can you imagine if I did that?" Pete said of the interview. "My career would be over tomorrow. If I spray-painted myself brown and hopped on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started shitting on my ex."
13.When John Mayer said that Jennifer Aniston hit her peak in the '90s.
John and Jen dated for about a year, starting in 2008. A year after their split, in a 2010 Playboy interview, he absolutely slammed her. "The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998," he said.
14.When Demi Lovato tweeted this after Halsey said that "Cool for the Summer" is biphobic.
In an interview with Paper, Halsey called out the biphobia from the straight and LGBTQ communities. She didn't name names but clearly pointed at Demi Lovato's "Cool for the Summer" with the quote: "bisexuality as a taboo. ‘Don’t tell your mom’ or ‘We shouldn’t do this’ or ‘This feels so wrong but it’s so right.'”
Demi hit back on Twitter: “You know a song is a hit when people are still talking about the lyrics two years later."
15.When the boys from 1D had a lil Twitter spat and Zayn ended Louis with one comment.
For some context, a month after Zayn left One Direction, producer Naughty Boy posted a photo with the ex-band member and the caption "Replace this" — a thinly-veiled jab at Zayn being irreplaceable in 1D.
Louis subtweeted the pair, taking a jab at their use of a PhotoBooth filter. Naughty Boy took a shot at Louis's singing ability, which led to Zayn ultimately delivering the zinger: "Remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine?"
16.And speaking of Zayn, let's revisit the classic moment where Gigi Hadid called Jake Paul "irrelevant" and "ugly."
YouTuber Jake Paul took to Twitter to claim that he nearly had a punch-up with Zayn: "Bro he literally started yelling and freaking the fuck out 'you wanna test me mate' lol I feel bad for childhood stars."
Gigi, who was dating Zayn at the time, wasn't having a bar of it. "Lol 'cause he doesn't care to hang w you and your embarrassing crew of YouTube groupies? Home alone with his best friends like a respectful king 'cause he has me, sweetie. Unbothered by your irrelevant, ugly ass. Go to bed..."
17.That time when T.I. said that by working with Iggy Azalea, he tarnished his legacy.
In 2019, rapper T.I. said that signing Iggy to his label in 2012 and making her his protégé was a "blunder" he was trying to undo. "That is the tarnish of my legacy as far as [being] a [music] executive is concerned," he told the Root. "To me, this is like when Michael Jordan went to play baseball.”
18.When Bette Midler dragged Kim K for sharing nudes on Instagram.
Bette tweeted: "If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera." It's a real 2003 era insult but ok.
19.So, then Kim K basically called her an old grandma.
Kim basically said "nah, you're not slut-shaming me today." The reality star tweeted back: "I know it's past your bedtime, but if you're still up and reading this, send nudes."
20.When Elton John accused Madonna of lip-syncing and low-key said that she should be shot.
At the 2004 Q Awards, Madonna was nominated for Best Live Act, and Elton won the Classic Songwriter Award. During his speech, he couldn't help but take a very pointed swipe at her and her nomination. "Madonna, best live act? Fuck off," he told the audience.
"Since when has lip-syncing been live? Sorry about that, but I think everyone who lip-syncs on stage in public when you pay, like, 75 quid to see them should be shot."
21.When Kim Cattrall absolutely obliterated Sarah Jessica Parker, saying she was exploiting her tragedy.
There has been a lot of mud-slinging from both sides of the years-long feud between the former SATC co-stars. The peak of it came just after Kim's brother died and SJP publicly sent her condolences. Apparently, this was the final straw for Kim, who posted a lengthy caption saying she didn't need SJP's love and support.
"Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now," it read. "Let me make this VERY clear (if I haven’t already). You are not my family. You are not my friend. So, I’m writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your ‘nice girl’ persona."
22.And finally, when J.Lo reduced Gwyneth Paltrow to her relationship with Brad Pitt.
Absolutely unprompted, Jennifer Lopez dragged Gwyneth to hell in a 1998 interview that went viral a couple of years ago. When asked her thoughts on the actress by Moviefone, Jen said: "Tell me what she's been in? I swear to God, I don't remember anything she was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad Pitt than I ever heard about her work."
