22 Hilarious "Napoleon Dynamite" Memes

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1."What are you going to do today, Napoleon?" —Kid on the bus

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"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!" —Napoleon

2."How was school?" —Grandma

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"The worst day of my life — what do you think?" —Napoleon

3."Your mom goes to college!" —Kip

4."If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true." —Pedro

5."Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?" —Deb

6."Kay, hold still right there. Now, just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses." —Deb

7."Knock it off, Napoleon. Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" —Grandma

8."I mean, we chat online for like two hours every day, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious." —Kip

9."Are you guys having a killer time?" —Napoleon

10."Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner. Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!" —Napoleon

11.“You gonna eat your tots?” —Napoleon

12."Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!” —Napoleon

13."How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" —Uncle Rico

14."You know, there's, like, a boatload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff." —Napoleon

15."So you guys are, like, Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" —Napoleon

16."Then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off." —Pedro

17."I caught you a delicious bass." —Napoleon

18."I like your sleeves. They're real big." —Napoleon

19."What are you drawing?" —Deb

"A liger." —Napoleon

"What’s a liger?" —Deb

"It’s pretty much my favorite animal. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed. Bred for its skills in magic." —Napoleon

20."Well, will you do me a favor, then? Can you bring me my ChapStick?" —Napoleon

21.“Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I’m training to be a cage fighter.” —Kip

22."Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it." —Rex

This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, and Jamie Jirak. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.