21 Screenshots Of Tinder, Bumble, And Hinge Conversations That Had A Brutal Start — Like, I Can't Believe People Sent These Messages

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1.This suuuuuper unfortunate typo:

person texting, hey you've got cool outfits do you throat a lot? and then correcting themselves and saying they meant to write thrift

2.This person who thought this "bad boy" intro would be enticing:

"careful i'm toxic and full of red flags and i'll probably ruin your life you'll love it though

3.This Tinder match who sent a compliment...only to get roasted in response:

person 1: you seem like the type of girl that i would see in an airpot and think about my whole flight person 2: you seem like the type of guy that dresses like he's rich just to get bitches

4.This person who announced that he has a15–20-minute time limit for his matches to respond to his messages:

person 1: ok well i give my matches 15 minutes to respond before i unmatch person 2: sends a photo of a countdown starting at 3

5.These matches who both have a lot to say to each other:

people making minimal talk and then person 1 saying, are you always this boring

6.This Hinge match who started off wholesome, but of course, that didn't last for long:

person 1: you have a nice smile person i'm gonna miss it when face down ass up person 2: yeah like when we're digging for worms together

7.This match who might be just looking for a free Uber ride:

"i know this is a bit of an ask but if you drive would you mind fetching me so could get my stuff from my friend's house and then could go to yours for a cuddle and kiss"

8.This rude person who matched with someone just to tell them this:

person 1: you're so ugly person 2: oh really am i person 1: yeah i matched with you because i figured you needed to know

9.This person who tried to be flirty, but instead found out why they're single:

person 1: you feeling a little irresponsible this wek person 2 what are my options person 1 i'm thinkng we cozy up and watch a movie together but we stay past our bedtime person 2: is this why you're single

10.These bizarre exchanges that actually...worked?:

person 1: hi you a human person 2: i'm atually 3 raccoons in a human suit, but close enough person 1: come get this garbage also i love raccoons

11.This person who asked for a rating (why???) and got an actual answer:

person 1: i lowkey be sensitive but i would still like a rate person 2: rate 4 person 2: rough but respect

12.This person who unknowingly matched with two roommates and used the same pickup line on both of them:

person 1: what trouble did you cause this weekend i promise that wasnt a trick question person 2: haha to be honest the hesitancy was because you messaged my roommate the same airport line

13.This match who gave wayyyy too much concerning information in their first reply:

person 1 how was your week going person 2 going on about how they had to clean their shower and dismantle it and all this nasty stuff was in it

14.This person who tried to be friendly, but was quickly dismissed:

person 1: nice to meet you how's it going person 2: we haven't met person 1: well you seem fun person 2: i dislike the false sense of familiarity that social media gives people

15.This opener that turned into a chaotic conversation with a surprise ending:

person 1 calls his match so cute that's illegal and person 2 says to never call a grown woman over 30 cute
person 2 going on to say being called cute was such a turn off that it sounded like they were talking to a child and only keeping them matched so they could read the messages and person 1 says wanna have hate sex

16.This person tried to make conversation, but it didn't go over well:

person 1 tries to play 2 truths and a lie but person 2 thinks they're mocking them and says if they think they're a fake profile they can just unmatch so person 2 says they just want to get to know them since there wasn't a lot of info on their profile

17.This match who was extremely unpleasant from start to finish:

people going back and forth, one very much not interested in the other

18.This Bumble match who said a whoooooole lot at once — and never got a reply:

person talking about mozzarella cheese in stuffed crust pizza

19.This person who's just jokin' around:

person 1: you're a little short and a lil young but i'll let it slide person 2: do you feel good about that message person 1: it was honest and from the heart so yes person 2 well good luck with all that  person 1: sorry you can't take a joke

20.This confusing conversation that ended fairly quick:

person 1: hey how did you spend nye person 2 sends question marks person 1: new years eve person 2:  wish you the same

21.And finally, these Tinder matches, who just met...but I think they already hate each other:

person 1: you're a solid six out of 10 but you have a super cute dog so i'd sleep with you just to get a to hangout with your dog person 2: none of those dogs are mine and you seem like a complete ass so i'd fuck you and never call again

Well. What's the most shocking pickup line or opener you've seen on a dating app? Let us know in the comments below!

H/T: r/Tinder and r/Bumble.