21 Funny Tweets That Really Made Me Laugh And Smile This Week
Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
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never been more scared of a dog
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Me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 3 hours of sleep.
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ordered the gromit mug on wish what the fuck
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the biggest scam is cooking for 2 hours just to eat for ten minutes
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@___inCANdescent This girl also did one AND IT IS WORSE
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Waiting for the right moment to ask if they’re going to eat the pickle that accompanied their meal…
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Me when I have to tinkle at a gala 🏃🏿♀️😂
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Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen
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me: [pretends to throw ball for my GF's dog and laughs]GF: "you'll regret that one day"me: "why?"GF: "my dog holds grudges"me: "don't be stupid"[one year later]priest: "does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?"from the back: "WOOF"
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When you try and be an adult and walk away from an argument, then hear a “that’s what I thought…” :
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my depressed friends and I are all passing around "lmk if u wanna talk" and "thanks I'm ok" texts between each other like hot potato
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Nobody: Women’s beds:
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I’m just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to “validate their parking,” which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said “Well parking is really hard but I’m sure you did it really well”
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AirBnB: no partying allowedthe House:
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I’m this old
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Me: You don’t need to tip your head back when you have a nosebleed10 yo daughter: My friends’s sister gets a lot of nosebleeds and she says that you shouldMe:I’m a doctor10 yo:Do you specialize in nosebleeds?Me: [wtf]
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I just know bugs rent these out for weddings https://t.co/t4OuquLJJq
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Another childhood pleasure that has 0 explanation
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My elbow watching me do a full skin care routine on my face.
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Turning off the microwave at :01 so it doesn’t beep
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Enter passwordWrongWrongWrongReset passwordNew password can't be old password
