The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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How far into a relationship are u allowed to forward New Yorker articles, at what stage is that acceptable— bolu babalola (@BeeBabs) February 5, 2018
Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 7, 2018
women: give us equal pay— Ali Vingiano (@alivingiano) February 5, 2018
the world: look, a KFC female colonel!
women: we said equal pay
the world: doritos won't crunch anymore!!!
women: EQUAL PA-
the world: have you tried "BIC PENS FOR HER"??
Tuned in to the Winter Olympics, imagine doing a sport AND being cold at the same time— Shakira (@jodecicry) February 9, 2018
I’m also “finding dark chocolate covered almonds delicious” years old— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 9, 2018
I’m not 30 yet but can 30 and over twitter let me in please? I have said “these young people” three times this week and have many different wine subscriptions.— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) February 7, 2018
without fail, I’m only ever asked to speak on the news when I’m wearing a Hogwarts Alumni shirt and no change of clothes— Sammy Nickalls ]]>🧚