Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
Ughhhh I hate going out with people like this….. Girl ENJOY THE LUNCH
The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal.
When you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer
Me hiding Rihanna when it’s time to eat the billionaires
"i can't go out, i'm busy" me being busy:
me checking how much money I’ve spent this past month https://t.co/qHTO96yyli
If I unsubscribed why am I still getting y’all emails???
a cute lil update on my dating life lmfaooo
My kid just peeled a fat strip of paint off the wall and said “I love the skin of our house”
Me trying to get 8 hrs of sleep in just 3 hrs
I’m losing my mind over this
My august budget is $100 and I already spent $13 so be mindful where y’all invite me
Me in my boo’s sweater on close friends:
I think the correct term is ‘gynaecologist’
oh no my kid figured out the baby monitor