19 People Who Completely, Totally, 100% Regret Literally Every Damn Decision They Made Last Week

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1. The person who had a comically sized fruit mess up their whole entire world:

before you ask, it's a jackfruit from Wellthatsucks

2. The person pioneering new underwear fashion:

I hope the rest of his day goes well from funny

3. The person who miiiiiight want to get that siding looked at:

WCGW by grilling next to your siding? from Whatcouldgowrong

4. The person who I hope likes their pasta extra cronchy:

Glass pot lid exploded into the pasta from mildlyinfuriating

5. The person who gave their cash a nice little trim:

I was mowing the lawn and found some money :( from Wellthatsucks

6. The person who now must never return to this car:

I guess they won’t be driving anywhere anytime soon, seen outside my sons flat. from Wellthatsucks

7. The person who enjoyed a delicious mouthful of soap, for some reason:

to taste a hemp from therewasanattempt

8. The person who made waffles with a waffle mix compote:

To make waffles while high from therewasanattempt

9. The person who got to see this beautiful, stunning sight:

Promised my son we would go see Mount Rushmore from Wellthatsucks

10. The person whose friend is clearly some sort of ancient beast:

My computer after I let my friend borrow it from facepalm

11. The person who will now be the leading image on Wikipedia for 'pyrrhic victory':

Tried to kill a fly with a palm strike and broke a window. The fly got away. from Wellthatsucks

12. The person whose burn feels sorry for 'em:

My hot oil burn from earlier today OC [ 3024 x 4032] from Wellthatsucks

13. The person who tried and failed to send an important text:

to send a text from therewasanattempt

14. The person who got trapped by the backpack they loved the most:

Waited for a train for 15 mins, then as I’m about to get up off my seat, this fucking thing holds me back, and I watch my train leave right in front of me from mildlyinfuriating

15. The person who lost this right before hopping on a train:

Just found this at a train station. Someone will be very desperate. from Wellthatsucks

16. The person whose bucket might be the least of their concerns:

I think I’m going to need a bigger bucket. from Wellthatsucks

17. The person who will never, ever be able to use those scissors again:

my brother vacuum sealed the only scissors in the house from mildlyinfuriating

18. The person who's eatin' RAW tonight:

Two pizzas I bought to bake in my hotel that has no oven from Wellthatsucks

19. And the person who lost their poor, poor car companions:

My squishies melted on my dash from Wellthatsucks

Devastating.