17 Times The "Real Housewives" Left Me Absolutely Speechless

Listen, I love Real Housewives — New York, Orange County, Beverly Hills, Atlanta, New Jersey, Dubai, Salt Lake City, Potomac, and Ultimate Girls Trip. I watch almost all of them, and love them so much. So, let's celebrate the wildest, most out-of-control moments that deserve to be awarded, discussed, and memorialized.

Bravo

Here are some — not all — of my favorites:

I left out some of the franchises’ more problematic moments, since, as Housewives fans, we all know that there are quite a few.

1.When Sonja Morgan did this at Ramona Singer's birthday party:

Bravo

2.When Aviva Drescher was being called "fake," so she did this:

Bravo

3.When Teresa Giudice changed Housewives history with her iconic table flip after calling out Danielle Staub for lying:

Bravo

4.When Shereé Whitfield's party planner was rude to her, so she gave it right back to him:

Bravo

5.When Vicki Gunvalson compared herself to Jesus after people were questioning her shady boyfriend Brooks:

Bravo

6.When NeNe Leakes iconically said this:

Bravo

7.When Dorinda Medley wanted Sonja Morgan to stop talking, so she said this:

Bravo

8.When Jen Shah got a call that may or may not have been a tip that the feds were after her:

9.When the legendary Kim Richards got into it with Lisa Rinna, which led to the dinner from hell:

10.When Chanel Ayan said this in her confessional:

11.When Brandi Glanville reclaimed the narrative of being slut-shamed as the new girl and said this:

Bravo

12.When Kelly Bensimon ran in literal NYC traffic:

Bravo

13.When the girls got mad at Luann de Lesseps for bringing home a guy, and she couldn't have cared less:

Bravo

14.When Kandi Burruss and Shamari had a wild sing off:

15.When Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub had a showdown in this boutique:

16.When Karen Huger said this iconic line:

Bravo

17.And lastly, MY FAVORITE, the entirety of Scary Island: