Even if your New Year’s Eve still conjures up Champagne, glitter, and the promise of new beginnings, your New Year’s morning probably looks different with kids, with its kiddie wake-up call that works wonders for your hangover. But you can still start off the new year right with a stockpile of jokes. These New Year’s jokes will have everyone laughing into next year.
Abby New Year!
What is a corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ear’s Day
What’s a cow’s favorite holiday?
What does a ghost say on January 1st?
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
What do you say when saying goodbye on New Year’s Eve?
See you next year!
Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
What food should you avoid on New Year’s?
Howie gonna stay up till midnight? I’m tired!
My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year.
What’s a New Year’s resolution?
Something that goes in one year and out the other.
Where can you find comedians on New Year’s Eve?
Waiting for the punchline
What do you call always wanting a date for New Year’s Eve?
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.
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