Gird your loins, people:
Scorpio season is upon us, and with it, a season characterized by passion, mysticism, and major vibe-y energy. It's also the time of year where all of your most unapologetically extra friends will be even more extra in honor of their birthdays. Which means, you probably have to come up with a really good gift. "Known as the sign of sex, death, and taxes, this water sign believes in mysticism and evolution," astrology expert Lisa Stardust tells Refinery29. Unsurprisingly, Halloween — the spookiest night of the year — falls just a week into the season: "It's a time when we can walk between the spiritual and material world," Stardust says of the holiday. With that in mind, there's no better time to "transform our attitudes, energies, and wardrobes" as we kick off Scorpio season — these 14 gifts are a great start. At Refinery29, we’re here to help you navigate this overwhelming world of stuff. All of our market picks are independently selected and curated by the editorial team. If you buy something we link to on our site, Refinery29 may earn commission.
Even if your Scorpio gal pal is lounging around the house catching up on
, you can best believe she's doing it in style. Gift her with a luxe satin robe for her birthday and get ready for lots of at-home Instagram Story snaps.
In Bloom by Jonquil
Satin Robe, $, available at
Scorpios are inherently "intoxicating and mysterious," according to professional witch
(better known as @oldeways on Instagram), so gift them with a fancy body wash from Le Labo that smells heady and sensual in the best way possible.
'Thé Noir 29' Shower Gel, $, available at
Indulge in "a spooky luxurious spa moment" with a holographic crystal ball that's actually a really great diffuser. This curiosity humidifies your room and you can add any scent of choice. There are also 14 colors of light to choose from, diffusion variation , and 3D effects.
3D LED Gala Essential Oil Diffuser, $, available at
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Yes, these designer earrings are pricey, but we challenge you to find a better luxe (and extremely on brand) gift for your Scorpio bestie. (Plus, they're
Scorpion earrings, $, available at
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Another pick from Bri Luna, owner and creative director of The Hoodwitch, are these Etsy wine glasses, engraved with "The Blood Of My Enemies," in cursive. Suddenly, that glass of Pinot Noir seems even more of an indulgence...
The Blood of my Enemies Wine Glass, $, available at
Is it a little dramatic to name a candle after the apocalypse? Perhaps. But that's how you know you've landed on the right home scent to give as your gift.
Apocalyptic Scented Candle, $, available at
According to Stardust, there's no better moment than now to invest in decadent fall pieces than right here, right now. "A rich colored velvet dress is perfect for Scorpios wardrobe this season, as they like to wear jewel tones."
ModCloth x Collectif Vixen Match Velvet Dress, $, available at
"Scorpios love rich color and this red lipstick will boost their look to the max and bring out their inner vixen," Stardust says.
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Poutsicle Juicy Satin Lipstick, $, available at
If you've delved into the universe of crystals and how to harness them to promote good sexual juju, then this comprehensive guide by Vanessa Cuccia (founder of Chakrubs, purveyor of crystal dildos) will make for thoughtful reading material.
Crystal Healing and Sacred Pleasure: Awaken Your Sensual Energy Using Crystals and Healing Rituals, One Chakra at a Time, $, available at
"Thigh high boots are a Scorpio’s dream, as they blend practicality with edginess," Stardust says. Channel peak Scorpio with these hot over-the-knee Sam Edelman boots, which also happen to be on super sale.
Natasha Over-the-Knee Boot, $, available at
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While at times they may come off as intense at times, Scorpios also love to nurture a sense of calm. Pick up a beautifully-designed set of gold-plated ear seeds (ICYMI, the trendiest wellness item yet) to help stimulate acupressure points along the body's meridians.
24K Gold Ear Seeds, $, available at
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"This headband is a real treat for Scorpio, who likes to add bursts of color to their wardrobe," Stardust says. Plus, with
headbands trending hard
for fall, there's no better accessory to gift them this year.
Velvet Knotted Headband, $, available at
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There's nothing a Scorpio likes more than letting the world know about their proud Scorpio status; upgrade a traditional signet ring with Mejuri's constellation style, stamped with the Scorpio zodiac.
Scorpio Ring, $, available at
Scorpios aren't afraid to explore every aspect of their sensual side. A Brancusi-esque vibrator makes for not only a luxe gift, but truly one that keeps on giving.
Soraya 2, $, available at
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The Reinvention Cream, $, available at
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