I Don't Know Why These 13 Skeleton Jokes Are So Funny, But Here We Are
I don't know what it is, but I find skeletons hilarious. Not like, real skeletons, but Halloween skeletons that are a walking collection of bones.
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For example, I will never not laugh at this comic from artist Alison Zai.
So since it's ~spooky season~, here are 13 (natch) jokes about skeletons:
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We all have our biases - I always assume skeletons are dudes. Like I never see a skeleton and think "she seems nice."
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SKELETONS AREN'T SCARYWE'RE FILLED WITH THIS PULSING, OOZING, MEATAND Y'ALL THINK THE SKELETONS ARE SCARYTHE MEAT'S SCARYTHE MEAT
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who decided that skeletons are scary bc honestly i'd be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room
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TUESDAY. The day you realize that nothing can stop you, because you are a MAGIC SKELETON packed with MEAT and animated with ELECTRICITY and IMAGINATION. You have a cave in your face full of sharp bones and five tentacles at the end of each arm. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, MAGIC SKELETON
