12-Foot Skeleton Sold Out? Here Are 10 Great Decorative Skeletons for Halloween Fun

To live in our modern age is to be caught in a constant torrent of the absurd, valiantly swimming upstream to maintain a sense of normalcy. But there are some things that are so gloriously absurd that we have no choice but to embrace them and deep into their beautiful nonsense. Gritty. Guy Fieri. The Times Square Margaritaville. And most recently, the gloriously ridiculous icon that conquered all our social media timelines was that autumnal-decor kaiju: the 12-foot skeleton Halloween decoration.

But, alas, the 12-foot skeleton that launched a thousand memes is sold out everywhere — because some things are just too perfect to last. But friends, don't be sad that you can't buy a 12-foot skeleton for your own lawn. Instead, let's remember the important lesson 12-foot skeleton taught us: that if you take a skeleton, and you put it in a silly hat or make it do a silly pose, it's comedy gold.

So don't let the lack of 12-foot skeletons put a damper on your Halloween decor this season. We've assembled a graveyard-worthy group of silly lawn skeletons perfect for every decoration situation, from full-sized pose-able bones to inflatables and even some not-so-human pals.