101 Hilarious Times Gordon Ramsay Had Zero Filter

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Looking for the king of roasts? Look no further. It's Gordon. And hey, like two quotes are nice. Sure, they're both directed at children, but still.

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Gordon saying, You wouldn't even serve it to a fucking pig, it's crispy as fuck and it look like Gandhi's flip flop
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Gordon saying, Right, I'll get you more pumpkin, I'll ram it right up your fucking arse Would you like whole or diced?
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Gordon telling someonne, I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a restaurant
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Gordon and a contestant praying in front of an oven
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pigeon inside a kitchen and Gordon says it's the freshest thing in there
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Gordon keeps saying oh my god and someone responds, if he keeps going like that Jesus will appear. Gordon responds, I hope so because i think that's what's needed right now
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"I've never, ever, ever, met someone I believe in as little as you"
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"Hey panini head, are you listening to me?"
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"my gran could do better and she's dead"
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"This is a really tough decision because you're both crap"
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"Thank you on the worst dish in this competition so far"
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"looks like a seagull splattered all over your pork"
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Gordon praying to not get poisoned for the fourth time in four months
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"You were cooking like fucking idiots"
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"wow, look at that. a boob, huh?"
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Gordon responds with "dreadful" when asked how the food is
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Gordon saying someone looks like a rhino running around trying to take a shit
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"Wow this looks like a fucked up version of a science lab"
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"You fucking donut. Of course you don't microwave a salad"
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"I don't remember ordering any stinky old cheese"
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Gordon taking food from a table and telling them it was not ok to eat
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The capital S doesn't stand for shit
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when asked if he wants anything he says, yeah a sick bag maybe
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This post contains content from Jamie Jones, Alex Finnis, Lauren Yapalater, Michelle Rennex, Jesse Szewczyk, and Audrey Engvalson. It was compiled by Laura Frustaci.