100 Funny and Clever Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

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If you're looking for a clever or creative Thanksgiving-themed Instagram caption to mark the day, from sarcastic to cute to funny captions, here are the best Instagram captions for Thanksgiving.

So after you’re finished those mouthfuls of turkey and gravy and stuffing and dessert, here are 100 Thanksgiving Instagram captions you can use before the food coma sets in.

Punny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

1. #stuffed

2. Hit me, gravy, one more time

3. Is Butter(ball) a carb?

4. Pies before guys

5. If there’s leftover pie, you’re just not trying hard enough

6. The best Thanksgiving outfit involves a pair of stretchy pants

7. It’s all gravy from here

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8. When in doubt, stuff it

9. Just here for the pie

10. All about that baste

11. Easy as pumpkin pie

12. Grateful for elastic waistbands

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13. Always be my gravy

14. I yam what I yam

15. Casse-rollin’ with my homies

16. Currently carbo-loading for Black Friday

17. Keep calm & gobble on

18. Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving

19. Clear eyes, full stomachs, can’t move

20. Gobble ‘til you wobble

21. No fowl play allowed

22. Feast Mode

23. Warning: Food coma ahead

24. Pants, the enemy of Thanksgiving

25. No sidedish left behind

26. Ham it up today

27. First we feast, then we nap

28. I only have pies for you

29. Here’s to full plates and fuller hearts

30. You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes

31. Grateful and great/full

32. Let’s get cranberry sauced

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33. Mashed potatoes are merely a vessel for gravy

34. Leftovers are for quitters

35. Talk turkey to me

36. Pies before guys

37. About to get cranberry sauced

38. Gratitude is the best attitude

39. Stuffed with stuffing

40. Raise your gobble-let for a toast!

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41. Let the gourd times roll!

42. Oh, my gourd! Just look at that feast

43. Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey? She didn’t have thyme.

44. Keep calm and cranberry on

Cute Thanksgiving Instagram Captions

45. Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.

46. Happy Thanksgiving! May your heart be as full as my plate.

47. #blessed

48. Me: I’m so stuffed I can’t eat another bite. Also me: Oh, look, pie!

49. Nap time. Zzzz…

50. Feast your eyes on this

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51. Good vibes and pumpkin pies

52. Thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do

53. Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!

54. I’m just here for the turkey

55. Feeling thankful AF

56. You can’t answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full…

57. I’ve never met a turkey I didn’t like

58. So much to be #thankful for!

59. Love at first bite

60. It’s all fun and games until your pants don’t fit anymore

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61. You miss 100% of the leftovers you don't eat

62. To-do: Eat, drink, nap, repeat

63. Thanksgiving weather forecast: A bit breezy, with a 100% chance of overeating

64. PSA: Carbs don’t count on Thanksgiving

65. Might’ve overdone it a bit… #noregrets

66. My diet starts Monday

67. Challenge accepted

68. Feeling especially thankful for stretchy pants today

69. It’s turkey time!

70. Eat hard, nap harder

71. Eat, drink and be thankful

72. With my favorite cutie pies

73. Already dreaming about Black Friday

74. Just keep eating. Just keep eating.

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75. Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend…

76. We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed

77. Thanksgiving is all about carb loading to have the endurance for Black Friday

78. Celebrating Thanksgiving with my favorite turkeys!

79. Thankful for the human stomach’s capacity to expand

80. I hope your turkey is moist, stuffing is fluffy, and that when you’re done, you're nice and stuffy.

81. Not eating again until next year

Thanksgiving Captions Inspired by TV Shows and Movies

82. "I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." —Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

83. "We should just be thankful for being together. I think that's what they mean by Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown." —Marcy, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

84. "You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas." —Joey, Friends

85. "It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring." —Timothy, Friends

86. "It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour." —Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

87. "Better Thanksgiving than never."—Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl

88. "These sweatpants are all that fits me right now."—Regina George, Mean Girls

89. “My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.”  —Mr. Pitt, Seinfeld

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90. "You're gonna give someone a perfect Thanksgiving, you gotta cook a nice, moist turkey. And I did. Well, me and a little friend I like to call the aluminum foil tent." —Will, Will & Grace

91. "Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt." —Roseanne, Roseanne

92. "Once, there was this day where everybody seemed to know they needed each other...This one day when they knew for certain they couldn't do it alone." —April, Pieces of April

93. "Happy Thanksgiving … It’s your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back." —You’ve Got Mail

94. "When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, say ‘Thank you'." —William, This Is Us

95. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives." —Mrs. Pascal, The House of Yes

96. "I swear to you, this will be your most memorable Thanksgiving, the one that you'll want the rest of your life. The one that you say 'man, it was never as good as that night.' So let this night be great." —George Simmons, Funny People

97. "Dear Lord, we realize that lately, everything’s been changing too damn fast. And all sorts of things are always the same, even if we hate it—like shoveling the turkey and stuffing the snow." —Home For the Holidays

98. "But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie." —Sue Heck, The Middle

99. "When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device, can you put it in the oven?" —Kurt Hummel, Glee

100. "Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don't deny me that." — Seth Cohen, The O.C.

Post written and compiled by Lesley Chen and Maryn Liles.

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