These Are 100 Of The Funniest Celebrity Tweets Ever, And I'll Be Devastated If They're Ever Deleted

Twitter appears to be pretty messy right now.

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View Press / Corbis via Getty Images

Like, people think it might actually not be around for much longer.

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So, before it could be gone, let's remember 100 of the best celebrity tweets of all time

1.Post Malone's deep thought:

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2.James Blunt continuously roasting himself:

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3.Kelly Clarkson talking about election night:

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4.Kylie Jenner having cereal with milk for the first time:

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5.Ryan Reynolds calling out Hugh Jackman:

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6.Nicki Minaj asking about ball size:

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7.Sean Paul's pandemic tweet:

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8.Martha Stewart tweeting the letter "L" and a picture of a cow:

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9.Cher's most iconic tweet ever:

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10.Dionne Warwick's feud with mayo:

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11.Mariah Carey's kale chip confession:

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12.Kris Jenner calling out People for not knowing how rich her daughter is:

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13.Ryan Reynolds trolling Blake Lively on her birthday:

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14.Cher yelling at someone who told her to sit on their face:

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15.Rupert Murdoch saying "Po":

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16.Kevin Durant's late night History Channel thoughts:

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17.Dolly Parton's red flags tweet:

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18.Kim Kardashian discovering what a pickle is:

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19.James Blunt laughing at someone who thinks he's broke:

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20.Cole and Dylan Sprouse getting in this little tussle:

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21.Lady Gaga getting aggro about coupons:

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22.Penn Badgley responding to people who love Joe on You:

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23.Justin Bieber's arm tweet:

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24.Carrie Fisher's statement on homosexuality:

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25.James Blunt explaining how relevant he is:

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26.Mindy Kaling's three favorite words:

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27.Paris Hilton tweeting about losing her Blackberry a decade after they were popular:

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28.Someone not knowing who Troye Sivan is:

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29.Conan O'Brien's Black Friday tweet:

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30.Kat McPhee's paparazzi distraction:

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31.Ashanti's fart tweet:

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32.Josh Groban's edamame tweet:

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33.Dan Levy responding to his dad:

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34.con shaqt lenses:

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35.Britney Spears' legendary global warming tweet:

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36.Martha Stewart saying "Oil":

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37.Kylie Jenner discovering the meaning of "YOLO":

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38.Whatever Liam Payne was trying to say here:

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39.Whatever Harry Styles was trying to say here:

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40.Cole Sprouse's "Before He Cheats" moment:

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41.Ryan Reynolds' "Baby Shark" tweet:

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42.Monica Lewinsky's worst career advice:

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43.Macaulay Culkin showing what a modern day Home Alone would look like:

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44.Seth Rogen's awkward mom tweet:

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45.Seth Rogen's other awkward mom tweet:

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46.Paris Hilton's life motto:

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47.Seth Rogen's Paul Rudd massage tweet:

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48.Frankie Muniz's sausage confession:

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49.Lady Gaga inexplicably tweeting her next album would be called "ADELE":

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50.Just, like, this Chris Evans tweet of him and his dog:

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51.Ludacris's penetration question:

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52.Kim Kardashian's "kowabunga" tweet:

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53.Cher blocking someone's dad:

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54.Cole Sprouse's flame shirt tweet:

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55.Oprah saying "He":

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56.Cardi B asking this important question about ants:

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57.Kourtney Kardashion asking this other important question about ants:

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58.Justin Bieber's chicken compassion:

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59.Harry Styles pee pee problem:

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60.James Blunt sparing us all during lockdown:

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61.James Blunt again responding to some random hater:

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62.Ryan Reynolds getting real with his daughter:

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63.Kumail Nanjiani's quarantine tweet:

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64.David Schwimmer proving he didn't rob a store:

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65.Cher wondering what is going on with her career:

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66.Dean Norris tweeting "Sex gifs":

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67.Martha Stewart having no idea who Jonathan Cheban is:

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68.Katy Perry's "Hello" tweet:

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69.Justin Bieber's Rhode Island question:

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70.Cardi B causing a scene at her niece's school:

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71.The giant meatloaf inside of Kris Jenner:

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72.Kris Jenner iconic shart tweet:

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73.Ryan Reynolds learning a secret about Blake Lively:

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74.Lil Jon really, really, really having to poop:

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75.Seth Rogen watching Cats:

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76.Ryan Reynolds' LA observation:

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77.Al Roker calling out some person for being poor:

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78.Ed Balls' Ed Balls:

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79.Jessica Simpson's extremely bloated foot:

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80.Kim Kardashian using Britney Spears lyrics to describe her love for Kris Humphries:

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81.Kirstie Alley's listening to Skrillex:

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82.Billy Eichner's Spotify confession:

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83.Hulk Hogan's first tweet of his life:

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84.Larry King's love of clocks:

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85.Conan O'Brien's response to "where do babies come from?":

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86.Ryan Reynolds' tweet about airplane toilets:

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87.Macaulay Culkin making everyone feel old:

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88.Shaq being stuck in a seat:

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89.Frankie Muniz getting real about his career:

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90.Lewis Capaldi's doppelgängers tweet:

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91.Vanessa Carlton's advice at the beginning of the pandemic:

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92.Bob Saget tweeting about turning into Danny Tanner:

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93.Kacey Musgraves with how we all felt in March 2020:

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94.Seth Rogen AGAIN being embarrassed by his mom:

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95.Billy Eichner wishing Paul Rudd a happy birthday:

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96.Lil Nas X's tweet about his dating life:

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97.Camila Mendes telling us what it's like being named Camila Mendes:

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98.Leslie Jones explaining why she exercises:

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99.Shaq's urgent need to go to Walmart:

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100.And last but not least, Reba locking her stylist out of her house so he had to sleep under the pool house:

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