With summer more or less behind us all, it's time to find something else to get excited about. Thankfully, so many good TV shows and movies are premiering over the next few months. Go see Hustlers in theaters, and you'll instantly forget that you're not at the beach. Guaranteed! Actually, better yet: Watch Netflix's new show The I-Land, and scare yourself out of going to the shore ever again.
Below, all the TV shows and movies to make time for this week.
Sunday, September 8
Keeping Up With the Kardashians: Season 17 is here, people. Let's hope we get some more A+ Kris Jenner moments like the ones in the video, below. 9 P.M. ET on E!
Monday, September 9
The Deuce: The third and final season of this critically-acclaimed series kicks off tonight. How do we time-travel back to 1985? 9 P.M. ET on HBO
Tuesday, September 10
Evelyn: Here is Netflix's official description for this documentary: "Haunted by the suicide of a brother, a director and his kin walk across the U.K. in an emotionally trying, visually sublime journey toward healing." Streaming on Netflix
Wednesday, September 11
In the Shadow of the Towers: Stuyvesant High on 9/11: HBO's description of this documentary is chilling, to say the least: "When the Twin Towers were attacked on September 11, 2001, students had just started their day at Stuyvesant, the New York City specialized public high school, blocks from the World Trade Center. In the Shadow of the Towers: Stuyvesant High on 9/11 offers a unique eyewitness perspective on that tragic day and its aftermath from former Stuyvesant students." 9 P.M. ET on HBO
Thursday, September 12
God Is a Woman: A new show from British comedian Luisa Omielan, which promises plenty of "Mary Magdalene and dick jokes," according to a statement. Playing through October 6 at the SoHo Playhouse
Fleabag on the big screen: Watch the one-woman show that inspired the hit BBC TV series from the comfort of your local movie theater. Written and performed by Phoebe Waller-Bridge. Click here to find a theater near you where it's playing.
The I-Land: Survivor meets the Fyre Festival in this new limited series from Netflix about a group of strangers who wake up on a mysterious island with no recollection of how they got there. Confused, scared, and desperate, they must work together to find answers...and survive. Streaming on Netflix
Friday, September 13
Tall Girl: A new original movie from Netflix about an insecure, tall high school girl who becomes embroiled in a complicated love triangle. Streaming on Netflix
Unbelievable: Based loosely on a true story, this harrowing new series stars Booksmart's Kaitlyn Dever as Marie Adler, an 18-year-old former foster-care child who reports to local authorities that she was brutally raped. But after the unsympathetic officers confront her with inconsistencies in her story, she claims she made the whole thing up. Then, enter two female detectives (Merritt Wever and Toni Collette) who, just three years later, start investigating a string of rape cases that are eerily similar to Marie's. Streaming on Netflix
Hustlers: Based on The Cut's 2015 article "The Hustlers at Scores," this film stars Jennifer Lopez, Constance Wu, Lili Reinhart, and Keke Palmer as a group of women who scam wealthy Wall Street men out of thousands of dollars. Sign me up.
Saturday, September 14
Pocahontas: Stay home tonight and paint with all the colors of the wind. Streaming on Hulu
Originally Appeared on Glamour