Welcome to your new, perfectly bronzed life.
Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a self-tanner. Same. It seems like no matter what formula you slather (or spray, or wipe) on, you will inevitably be left with weird streaks, blotches, and patches that scream, "HEY! This tan is fake!" But it's not your fault (well, it might be a little bit your fault)—self-tanners are finicky beasts that require a bit of patience, some trial and error, and, most importantly, a really good formula.
Below you'll find 11 truly excellent self-tanners that, as long as you follow the basic instructions and tips outlined below, won't leave you looking like an orange, streaky mess—which means you'll be free to spend your time doing something other than Googling "how to remove self-tanner." And, hey, even if you hate the results (but trust us; you won't), self-tanners fade after a week, anyway, so the commitment level here is pretty low. Get ready to have gorgeously bronzed skin.
MarkM: It will be less than 40 years and this country will fall apart as their oil revenues fall. There is almost no chance they will enter into the modern world and build competitive products or services. It is just the modern version of tribal rule and that part of the world has a 1000 years of Tribal history to overcome. In other words that is just the way it is.