Noted power couple Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes were spotted courtside at a Clippers game on Monday, leading to a photograph with so much going on within its frame, it’s practically a Where’s Waldo installment.
As celebrity sightings go, this one is rich with ornate, almost baroque detail, somewhere on a par with Hieronymus Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delights. Does your eye even know where to go first amid all this sensory stimulation? Below, take a look at our power ranking of the photograph’s 10 most interesting focal points.
10. These women.
Who are they? Where are they going? Where have they been?
9. This Louis Vuitton bag.
I like to imagine it contains the aforementioned women’s hopes and dreams.
8. This empty container.
What mysterious treasures did it once hold, only to be plundered and set out carelessly where anyone might knock it over?
7. This water bottle.
Game of Thrones called; it wants its special guest star back.
6. This faceless man’s wedding ring.
Don’t even try to cheat on your spouse, guy. We see all.
5. This chair logo.
Using my legendary investigative journalism skills, I’ve deduced that the logo is there to promote the Los Angeles–based City National Bank. Feel free to bank there, if you’re so inclined.
4. This watch.
Looks like the game was a real nail-biter.
3. This button-down.
I like it, personally.
2. This genuinely fierce manicure.
Looks like blue is the color for fall.
1. This top-secret, highly exclusive bonus cup.
Pick up your trash, Angelenos!
Originally Appeared on Vogue