Women Say The Best Sex Partners Have These Things In Common

Like most things in your thirties, the only thing that's different about sex is the amount of toilet breaks.

— Simon Feilder (@simonfeilder) September 30, 2016

"Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis" -sex in your 30s

— coco (@courtneykocak) February 15, 2017

Sex In Your 30s #Haiku
We can open this
2nd bottle or wine, or
have sex—but not both.

— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) April 29, 2015

Listen, I'm 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you're gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.

— Skin Care Genie (@CruzanChoklate) August 1, 2015

Sex at 23: I can go all night girl.
Sex at 39: It’s been 20 minutes and I’m tired. Are we done yet?

— Mister Burnham (@Mister_Burnham) January 21, 2017

Happy #TBT! Here, have an old comic!https://t.co/7BHitEXZ1P#webcomics #art #sex pic.twitter.com/F9KtP9WTGB

— Chris Grabowski (@PoorlyDrawnGuy) December 22, 2016

Music during sex...

in your 20s: hot and romantic to get them in the mood

in your 30s: loud enough so they can't hear your bones cracking

— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 23, 2016

Is it a thing when you're in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next?

Asking for a friend.

— The Great Katsby (@EpicuriousKat) February 11, 2015

Sexting in your 30s: "want to come over and take a nap?"

— Baron Vaughn (@barvonblaq) April 2, 2014

Make some sex tapes in your twenties so you can watch them and remember what sex was actually like when you're married and in your thirties.

— farleftcoast (@farleftcoast) April 17, 2014

Dad: Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees
Me: Dad, I'm 30
D: And how many times have you had sex?
M: Fair enough. Proceed.

— tell (@ron_text) October 27, 2015

I think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you'll be in your thirties...

— Carmen Morales (@TheFunnyCarmen) July 12, 2014

Sex in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes........ lots of onesomes

— DeliciouslyLost (@Delicious4Life) March 26, 2017

Sexts in your 30s. pic.twitter.com/mZeIC9NqGi

— Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) August 8, 2013

Being in your 30s means you can exercise really hard to be sexy or take a nap and actually have the energy for sex.

— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) April 5, 2015

Being in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.

— Bitches of Eastwick (@PutinistaJonez) January 10, 2017

In your 20s: #NetflixAndChill = sex
In your 30s: #NetflixAndChill = Actually watching Netflix. Actually chilling.

— Andrew Searles (@andrewsearles) April 5, 2016

Sex in Your 30s #Haiku
Sometimes the stained
sweatpants from Old Navy stay on
the entire time.

— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) May 6, 2015

"No, no, no, Honey! I legitimately want to have sex with you but I really have to poop first." -being in your 30s

— Scruffy Nerf Herder (@6orahalfdozen) March 28, 2015

"Sex in your 30s is even better" -somebody who's been 30 for all of three hours

— Dirty Mirror (@VizyLawrence) October 30, 2016

The best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by 11pm.

— JP Larocque (@jplarocque) September 20, 2014