There’s a holiday before Independence Day that Trump plans to hijack first, Colbert lamented: Father’s Day, when the president reportedly plans to officially launch his 2020 reelection campaign.
“Evidently, he thinks he’s America’s father,” Colbert cracked. “Which explains why he only loves a third of us.”
A Nepalese man carries his father to perform rituals during Kuse Aunsi, or Nepalese Fathers day at the Gokarneshwar Hindu temple in Katmandu, Nepal, Thursday, Sept. 5, 2013. Kuse Aunsi is a unique Hindu festival of Nepal where fathers living as well as deceased are honored. On this day people perform rituals to pay tributes to their deceased fathers while those with living fathers show their appreciation with presents and sweets. (AP Photo/Niranjan Shrestha)
Nepalese people perform rituals during Kuse Aunsi, or Nepalese Fathers Day, at the Gokarneshwar Hindu temple in Katmandu, Nepal, Thursday, Sept. 5, 2013. Kuse Aunsi is a unique Hindu festival of Nepal where fathers living as well as deceased are honored. On this day people perform rituals to pay tributes to their deceased fathers while those with living fathers show their appreciation with presents and sweets. (AP Photo/Niranjan Shrestha)
A Nepalese man, center, gets ready to perform rituals during Kuse Aunsi, or Nepalese Fathers Day, at the Gokarneshwar Hindu temple in Katmandu, Nepal, Thursday, Sept. 5, 2013. Kuse Aunsi is a unique Hindu festival of Nepal where fathers living as well as deceased are honored. On this day people perform rituals to pay tributes to their deceased fathers while those with living fathers show their appreciation with presents and sweets. (AP Photo/Niranjan Shrestha)
Nepalese Hindu people take holy bath during Kuse Aunsi or Nepalese Father's day at Gokarneshwar temple in Katmandu, Nepal, Friday Aug. 17, 2012. Kuse Aunsi is a unique Hindu festival of Nepal where fathers living or dead are honored. Children with living fathers show their appreciation by giving presents and sweets and those whose fathers are deceased pay tributes at Gokarneshwar temple. (AP Photo/Niranjan Shrestha)
In this June 16, 2013 photo, women prepare "Pachamanca," a feast of meats, vegetables and herbs, buried in a pit along with hot stones and roasted, in honor of a mass burial and to mark Father's Day, in Chaca, Peru. The remains of residents that were exhumed in 2012 from a mass grave and released to family members on June 13, 2013 were interred in a mass burial at the Chaca cemetery. On Jan. 8, 1988, a group of Chaca villagers were tortured and killed by Shining Path militants in retaliation for forming a self-defense committee. (AP Photo/Rodrigo Abd)
Oarabile Monakwane
Tour guide Oarabile Monakwane, reads a newspaper wishing former president Nelson Mandela, or 'Tata' as he is affectionately known, a Happy Father's day, outside the home, turned museum, where Mandela lived, in Soweto, South Africa, Sunday, June 16, 2013. South Africa's president says that Nelson Mandela is seeing sustained improvement from the recurring lung infection that is forcing him to spend a ninth day in the hospital. (AP Photo/Lungelo Mbulwana)
INDIA-SOCIETY-FATHERS DAY
An Indian Hindu Sadhu walks with his adopted child, Bajrangi, on the banks of the Sangam, on father's day in Allahabad on June 16, 2013. AFP PHOTO / SANJAY KANOJIA (Photo credit should read Sanjay Kanojia/AFP/Getty Images)
INDIA-SOCIETY-FATHERS DAY
An Indian Hindu Sadhu holds his adopted child, Bajrangi, while walking on the banks of the Sangam, on father's day in Allahabad on June 16, 2013. AFP PHOTO / SANJAY KANOJIA (Photo credit should read Sanjay Kanojia/AFP/Getty Images)
Joel Medrano visits the grave of his father on the Day of the Dead at a cemetery in El Crucero, near of Managua, Nicaragua, Wednesday Nov. 2, 2011. (AP Photo/Esteban Felix)
Jabari Greer, Jeremiah Greer
New Orleans Saints cornerback Jabari Greer, right, runs with his son Jeremiah Greer, 8, at Wally Pontiff Playground in Metairie, La., Wednesday, June 13, 2012. Fathers Day has a special meaning Greer, who's spending the weekend in the Tennessee town where he grew up throwing footballs and batting baseballs with his dad, Donny. His dad-focused nonprofit, the Greer Campaign, is hosting a 5K run, concert and street march on Saturday in Jackson, Tenn. to celebrate fathers and their importance to the well-being of their children. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)
Sascha Friend, 8, of Irvine, Calif., hugs her father Russell during a a Fathers Day cooking class at Surfas Culinary District in Costa Mesa's, Calif., SoCo Collection, Sunday, June 16, 2013. (AP Photo/The Orange County Register, Cindy Yamanaka)
Norm Morin, Zoe Morin
Norm Morin lends his hat to his daughter Zoe Morin, 4, as they play together Gravelly Point Park on Father's Day, Sunday, June 16, 2013, in Arlington, Va. Zoe gave her dad Norm the flowers in his shirt pocket. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Barack Obama
President Barack Obama holds a child a he mingles in the State Dining Room of the White House in Washington, Friday, June 14, 2013, where he hosted a Father's Day luncheon. Obama hosted fathers and their children as well as students and leaders from the Becoming a Man program at Hyde Park Academy in Chicago for the lunch. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)
Obama's Out For Ice Cream
WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 19: U.S. President Barack Obama reaches to shake hands with bystanders outside Thomas Sweet ice cream parlour, while out with his daughter, Malia on June 19, 2011 in the Georgetown neighborhood of Washington, D.C. (Photo by Martin H. Simon-Pool/Getty Images)
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