Dad Is (Mostly) Totally Honest On 11-Month-Old's Daycare Questionnaire

Emma Mustich
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As soon as they're old enough to put pen to paper -- or finger to iPad -- kids are perfectly capable of writing hilarious messages on any number of subjects (you'll find a selection of our all-time favorites below).

But for an 11-month-old, a personality survey is a pretty tall order. So when one dad was faced with the task of filling in a questionnaire sent home by his daughter's daycare, he did something any parent with a wicked sense of humor will appreciate: he was totally honest (well, mostly -- that PhD's a lofty goal for an under-1). And his answers were funny enough to please even the daycare employees in the online audience.

"When daycare, completely seriously, asks my friend to answer stupid questions on behalf of his 11 month old daughter, it is inevitable that stupid answers is what they'll receive," the friend who posted the finished product to Reddit wrote -- also pointing out that "sleep depravation," while a spelling mistake, might actually not be quite so far from the truth.

Here's the form in all its glory:

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'I Am Sorry Ben'

<strong>Author</strong>: Zachary <strong>Age</strong>: 8 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/15/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-i-am-sorry-ben_n_4604175.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'

<strong>Author:</strong> Kaia <strong>Age:</strong> 5 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/21/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-dont-tease-people_n_4619647.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

I Need Cash Now

<strong>Author:</strong> Reddit user <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1uusik/my_daughter_was_playing_with_tub_crayons_tonight/" target="_blank">mase_in_mass</a>'s daughter <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/10/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-i-need-cash-now-_n_4575900.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Time For A New Pen

<strong>Author:</strong> Evelyn <strong>Age:</strong> 9 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/01/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-new-pen_n_4324421.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

How To Cook A Turkey

<strong>Author: </strong>Anna <strong>Age:</strong> 7 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/cute-kid-note-how-to-cook-a-turkey_n_4349594.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

Sister In My House

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1rbslc/my_parents_keep_this_framed_on_the_wall_its_a/" target="_blank">Jonathan</a> <strong>Age: </strong>2nd grade <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/sister-in-my-house_n_4337998.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Kid Note</em></a>

I Made A Blob

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qs5x7/my_little_sisters_homework_assignment_at_least/" target="_blank">Reddit user rcv27</a>'s little sister <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-blob_n_4297810.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy

<strong>Author: </strong>Carlos <strong>Age</strong>: 9 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-tooth-fairy-hashtag_n_4242253.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

A Math Homework Mystery

<strong>Author</strong>: Ben <strong>Age</strong>: 8 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-math-homework-gas-station_n_4377265.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/reasonable-doubt" target="_blank">Reasonable-doubt</a>'s little brother <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-elementary-school-dating-girlfriend_n_4220445.html" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Can I Do Karaty?

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1oyw1l/my_little_sister_gave_this_note_to_my_dad/" target="_blank">Perspireo's little sister</a> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-karaty_n_4144966.html" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

Make It Rain Tacos

<strong>Author:</strong> Unknown Via <a href="http://imgur.com/0tyH7gK" target="_blank">Reddit</a>
Author: Unknown Via Reddit

Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale

<strong>Author</strong>: Alex <strong>Age</strong>: 5 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/28/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-kale_n_3745194.html" target="_blank">Click Here To See The Full Note</a>

An Opinion Question

Author: Reddit user <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mum1h/an_accurate_depiction_of_mornings_in_our/" target="_blank">geni91782's kid </a> Age: 6 <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-opinion-question_n_3975026.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Macy's School Hairstyles

Author: Macy Age: 9 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/20/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-macys-school-hair-styles_n_3954023.html?1379700891" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a>
Author: Macy Age: 9 Click Here To Read The Full Note

Stating The Obvious

Author: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mllgt/my_son_the_consummate_smartass_i_think_third/" target="_blank">Reddit user flaggfox</a>'s son Grade Level: 3rd <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3946994.html" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Cute Kid Note</em></a>

Three Sentences That Mean The World

Author: <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1mj0yr/as_a_single_male_and_unable_to_have_children_i/" target="_blank">Reddit user johnr87410's</a> son Josiah Age: 12 <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-three-sentences_n_3941158.html" target="_blank">Click Here to See The Full Note</a></em>

Goals For 3rd Grade

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1m65qa/reaching_for_the_stars_my_sons_goals_for_3rd_grade/" target="_blank">Reddit user elbostonian's son</a> <strong>Age:</strong> Third Grader <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-goals-for-grade-3_n_3908778.html?1378934591" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Dear Bill Clinton

Author: Young "Scooter" Cheeks Posted by: Grown-up Scooter Cheeks, now known as Reddit user <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mgqmi/soi_just_found_the_letter_i_sent_to_bill_clinton/" target="_blank">champscheeks</a> <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/letter-to-bill-clinton_n_3935797.html" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a>

One Track, His Mind Is

Author: Lucas Age: 4 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-yoda_n_3908067.html" target="_blank">Click here to read the full note.</a>
Author: Lucas Age: 4 Click here to read the full note.

A Note From The Teacher

<strong>Author</strong>: Sadie <strong>Age:</strong> 8 <em><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/cute-kid-note-from-the-teacher_n_3819103.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

If The Shoe Fits...

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jfiwu/my_cousin_did_this_hes_a_boy_and_hes_7/" target="_blank">Reddit user FrEsH_MiNt</a>'s cousin (via <a href="http://imgur.com/Ep0LfAt" target="_blank">Imgur</a>) <strong>Age:</strong> 7 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/if-the-shoe-fits-buy-it-in-every-color-cute-kid-note_n_3684285.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

No Toking

<strong>Author:</strong> Maddie <strong>Age:</strong> 6 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/19/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-no-toking_n_3606177.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>
Author: Maddie Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

'You Are A Superhero'

<strong>Author:</strong> Gabriela <strong>Age:</strong> 5 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/14/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-perfect-mantra_n_3588232.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

For Mommy

<strong>Author:</strong> Cooper <strong>Age:</strong> 7 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-road-rage_n_3563287.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note: </em></a>
Author: Cooper Age: 7 Click here to read the full note:

Fantasy vs. Reality

<strong>Author:</strong> Alex <strong>Age:</strong> 9 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-fox-news_n_2123124.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

An iPad Note For Mom

<strong>Author</strong>: Jasmine <strong>Age</strong>: 8 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/02/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-ipad-password_n_3499103.html?1372776470" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

Snax

<strong>Author</strong>: Blogger <a href="http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F22%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Dkid-note-of-the-day&v=1&libId=2331929e-9313-476c-a483-7902dc59cb96&out=http%3A%2F%2Fletmestartbysayingblog.com%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fkid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20Snax&txt=Kim%20Bongiorno's&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13721683577057" target="_blank">Kim Bongiorno's </a>daughter/future <a href="http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F22%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Dkid-note-of-the-day&v=1&libId=2331929e-9313-476c-a483-7902dc59cb96&out=http%3A%2F%2Fnewjersey.todaysmama.com%2F2013%2F06%2Fparty-planning-done-right%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fkid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20Snax&txt=party%20planner&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13721683700558" target="_blank">party planner</a> <strong>Age</strong>: 6 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/22/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

"Dear Tooth Fairy..."

<strong>Author:</strong> Laila <strong>Age:</strong> 8 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/19/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-tooth-fairy-trade-off_n_3466514.html?1371668495" target="_blank">Click here to read the full note </a>

Dear Obama

<strong>Author</strong>: Soren <strong>Age</strong>: 7 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-facebook-obama_n_3456113.html?1371562403" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism

<strong>Author</strong>: Redditor <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/EFCFrost" target="_blank">EFCFrost's</a> son who is on the spectrum (via <a href="http://imgur.com/0q4G4qP" target="_blank">Imgur</a>) <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/16/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-boy-with-autism_n_3448753.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Happy Father's Day

<strong>Author:</strong> Elias <strong>Age:</strong> 6 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/14/fathers-day-cute-kid-note_n_3441380.html?1371221219" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>
Author: Elias Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

Dad Is Really Cranky

<strong>Author:</strong> Lucy <strong>Age:</strong> 7 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/13/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-dad-is-really-cranky_n_3430356.html?1371135593" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

My Hero

<strong>Author</strong>: Rhett <strong>Age</strong>: 6 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-my-father-is-my-hero_n_3421593.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

The Daddy Trofy

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F10%2Fdaddy-trofy-cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3414637.html&v=1&libId=111a0299-eb93-4e77-882c-d9c6b11fca33&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fuser%2Fgeorgeresch&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20The%20Daddy%20Trofy&txt=georgeresch&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13710672096659" target="_blank">georgeresch's</a> stepdaughter <strong>Age</strong>: 6 <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/daddy-trofy-cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3414637.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

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