Bill Maher Reveals '25 Things You Don't Know' About Melania Trump

Bill Maher imagined Friday night what Melania Trump might say should she take part in Us Weekly’s regular “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me” feature.

The first lady is actually appearing on the magazine’s front cover this coming week, so the “Real Time” host thought it was the perfect time to create the spoof article.

Maher unleashed some amusing one-liners ― including FLOTUS purportedly claiming that she had “no first language,” that she had “copied this list from Michelle Obama” and that she “once caught [Vice President] Mike Pence trying on my stilettos.”

Check it out in the clip above, and see the full list below:

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