The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week
The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 280-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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On HGTV they can flip a house in a month and I've been "getting ready to dust" for the past two weeks.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) February 27, 2018
Those who forget history are doomed to argue about it all day long on the internet.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) February 25, 2018
Dang our White House has a higher turnover than Applebee's
— Katie Hannigan (@katiehannigan) February 28, 2018
NEVER READ THE COMMENTS would make a great tattoo.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) February 28, 2018
Life is like a box of chocolates. There's at least a third of them in there who are gonna leave you with more questions than answers.
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) February 28, 2018
RELATIVE: You know about computers, right?
ME (has a degree in computer science): No— Caitlin (@caithuls) February 28, 2018
Granola in your yogurt is good if you don’t want to enjoy granola or yogurt.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 27, 2018
I have 3 books started and they all just found out about each other
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) February 26, 2018
I spent 6 full hours crafting a rage email I know why I’m alone
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) February 28, 2018
I’m just saying when the live action Mulan comes out I will not be able to contain myself I’m gonna cut my hair with a sword in the theater
— em 🐉 (@uhhmmily) February 24, 2018
Everyone: sit like a lady
Me: pic.twitter.com/RwVKEvTb4q— ephrata✨ (@ephrata) February 27, 2018
My only strict rule about total strangers carrying on their own conversation in my Twitter notifications is they must fall in love by the end of it.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) February 27, 2018
I know as a woman I'm supposed to be afraid of getting older but I love this shit so much. Every year I sink deeper into this bath of unapologetic realness and it's amazing.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) February 27, 2018
Looking at a man's bookshelf or collection of records or list of favourite movies like pic.twitter.com/oPNc6FAOG3
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) February 26, 2018
I’m Sorry My Pants Are So Noisy: A Memoir
— Julia Gulia (@JRobb773) February 27, 2018
Something weird is happening. I’m getting things done. I did my laundry and folded it in the same day. Send help.
— roxane gay (@rgay) February 26, 2018
i miss booing people someone take me to a sport
— yung royal sandals (bata edition) (@krutika) February 27, 2018
How to beat your face:
Moisturize
Eyebrows
Primer
Eye makeup
Foundation
Concealer
We overthrow
Men at
Midnight
Set/bake
Contour
Blush
Highlight
Lips
Setting spray— ashley (@kimkarASHlian) February 25, 2018
I’m not so self-righteous that I will die on any hill but I will lay on most of them for a really really long time without getting up
— Brittani Nichols (@BisHilarious) February 25, 2018
The fun part about living right now is we get to see how it ends
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 28, 2018
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