15 Funny Tweets About Breastfeeding That Are So Relatable
For moms who choose to breastfeed, the struggle can be so real.
We turned to the comedic parents of Twitter to sum up the experience of nursing, from dealing with a wiggly baby to tackling late-night and early-morning sessions and more.
Here are a handful of hilarious tweets about breastfeeding from moms (and even a few funny observations from dads).
Still can't believe nobody's ever made a horror movie about breastfeeding a teething baby.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) September 16, 2017
When you're a nursing mom, every bath you take is a milk bath.
— Court (@Discourt) February 3, 2012
The song "Gone, Gone, Gone" but about my breasts after nursing two kids past their first birthdays.
— Life📌UɴPιɴтereѕтιɴɢ (@LifeUnPinterest) September 3, 2017
Trying on a bra while nursing:(.)(.)
"OMG. Look at my BOOBS!!!"
Trying on a bra after nursing:[.][.]
"OMG. Look at my boobs."— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) November 3, 2015
My 9 mo-old daughter slaps me in the face while I'm breastfeeding her. Ingrate.
— Dara Tafakari (@TrulyTafakari) December 23, 2016
I let my 1yo have Oreos for breakfast because I'm an awesome mom. Also I'm nursing and have to pee SO bad and I can't move to stop him.
— Court (@Discourt) December 29, 2011
It's a good thing nursing mothers have two nipples so the baby can nurse one boob while titty twisting the other.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) July 15, 2017
3-year-old: *hands my breastfeeding wife a Hershey's bar*
Wife: Well, thank you. What's this for?
3: The baby wants chocolate milk.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 5, 2015
Evie: My bear is hungry.
Me: Ok, let's get bear some food.
Evie: She needs your milk.
Me: I'm not breastfeeding your teddy bear.— Melanie Dale (@UnexpectedMel) May 23, 2014
Everyone: You'll lose so much weight while breastfeeding.
Me: Hahahaha... I eat every 45 minutes!— MotherPlaylist (@MotherPlaylist) April 10, 2017
Dropped a Dorito on my son while nursing. He's asleep now, so I'll just leave it.
Jk it's cool ranch, obviously I'm gonna eat that sucker.— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) July 19, 2016
My son just told me he thought a nursing pad was a place where all the nurses hung out.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 26, 2014
Nursing is healthy for my baby, and I reap the benefits as well.
Like having my boobs bit and my eyes poked.— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) February 22, 2016
It's funny how the sight of a baby's first tooth can elicit completely different reactions from a dad and a breastfeeding mom.
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) January 11, 2014
How do you know when your baby is done with nursing? Is it when the wire in your last nursing bra snaps?
— Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) December 29, 2016
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