This '90s Sizzler Video Is More Patriotic Than the National Anthem

By: Kristin Hunt

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Credit: YouTube/Rachel Redhouse

Sometimes it takes the weirdos of the Internet to bring a retro treasure to life. Because while this 1991 Sizzler promotional video has existed for two decades – and lived on YouTube for at least three years – it’s just now getting the attention it so richly deserves.

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In what was apparently a pitch to potential franchisees, Sizzler made this über-American promotional vid featuring spunky girls playing baseball, romantic cowboys, pensive fishermen, and a stirring song penned by the reanimated corpse of Francis Scott Key. (We assume.)

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It’s a wonder to behold (just like these 7 other ‘80s-era TV spots), and required viewing for anyone who loves this great nation. Now excuse us while we make a 4th of July reservation at Sizzler, and check out the video below:

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