He requires only an epic soundtrack—”Also Sprach Zarathustra," composed in 1896 by Richard Strauss (though you may better know it as the seminal theme to Kubrick’s “2001: A Space Odyssey”)—plus an egg carton and a bunch of half-empty mustard bottles.
Brown discovers that an egg carton with its lid removed is great for holding upside-down bottles in place. This enables the substances within to drip down, making them easier to squirt out on to, say, a waiting hotdog.
Alton demonstrates the hack using mustard, but nearly any condiment in a bottle will work. The theme song, of course, is optional.
[via Laughing Squid]