Zillow Gone Wild takes aim at Tampa Bay Bucs owner’s castle – which is listed for $8.9M

Is it a mansion? Is it a castle? Is it a meticulously crafted resort that happens to be owned by the co-owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

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Exterior

Well, it’s possible it’s “all of the above.”

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Pool

While the elaborate Florida digs owned by Darcie Glazer Kassewitz , one of the co-owners of the Tom Brady-led Bucs, has been on the market for a while now, its castle vibes haven’t fallen victim to a popular social media page that takes aim at quirky houses on the market.

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Interior

Until now, that is.

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Dining area

Priced at $8.9 million (which is a mark down from its original $9.5 million listing price), the 10-bedroom, 13-bathroom house has bounced on and off the market for nearly a year and a half. The estate is hidden away in the high-end community of Avila, which allows for all the privacy a new owner can possibly desire.

Along with a striking 28,893-square-foot main house, the property also has a 2,600-square-foot guesthouse.

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Interior

Main house features include:

  • Ballroom

  • Executive library

  • Wine room

  • Elevator

  • Many terraces

  • Gourmet kitchen

While it’s strange that the home has managed to fly under the radar of Zillow Gone Wild for so long, fans have recently sunk their teeth into the estate.

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Kitchen

“This is a beautiful property, but it’s really meant to be a luxury resort, not very comfy as a home,” one person said. “Talk about conspicuous consumption.”

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Bar area

“If Tom Brady hasn’t casually accidentally walked in the front door, I’m not interested,” another joked.

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Bar area

“This is a house and not an ugly hotel?” one person asked. “If you say so.”

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Interior

“Finally, a castle I could actually live in!” another exclaimed.

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Bedroom

“Good thing it’s 8.95 million... because I’m not paying one penny over 9 million dollars for it,” someone said.

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Bathroom

“I’ll take the pool house, the rest is too much,” one person observed.

Entertaining pavilion
Entertaining pavilion

“ONLY a 4-car garage???” another asked. “Phhhff - show me something else.”

And finally...

“Downton Florida, ya’ll.”

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Exterior

According to Business Observer, Glazer Kassewitz is the daughter of Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer.

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