Is it a mansion? Is it a castle? Is it a meticulously crafted resort that happens to be owned by the co-owner of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
Well, it’s possible it’s “all of the above.”
While the elaborate Florida digs owned by Darcie Glazer Kassewitz , one of the co-owners of the Tom Brady-led Bucs, has been on the market for a while now, its castle vibes haven’t fallen victim to a popular social media page that takes aim at quirky houses on the market.
Until now, that is.
Priced at $8.9 million (which is a mark down from its original $9.5 million listing price), the 10-bedroom, 13-bathroom house has bounced on and off the market for nearly a year and a half. The estate is hidden away in the high-end community of Avila, which allows for all the privacy a new owner can possibly desire.
Along with a striking 28,893-square-foot main house, the property also has a 2,600-square-foot guesthouse.
Main house features include:
While it’s strange that the home has managed to fly under the radar of Zillow Gone Wild for so long, fans have recently sunk their teeth into the estate.
“This is a beautiful property, but it’s really meant to be a luxury resort, not very comfy as a home,” one person said. “Talk about conspicuous consumption.”
“If Tom Brady hasn’t casually accidentally walked in the front door, I’m not interested,” another joked.
“This is a house and not an ugly hotel?” one person asked. “If you say so.”
“Finally, a castle I could actually live in!” another exclaimed.
“Good thing it’s 8.95 million... because I’m not paying one penny over 9 million dollars for it,” someone said.
“I’ll take the pool house, the rest is too much,” one person observed.
“ONLY a 4-car garage???” another asked. “Phhhff - show me something else.”
“Downton Florida, ya’ll.”
According to Business Observer, Glazer Kassewitz is the daughter of Bucs owner Malcolm Glazer.