paul: Dear President Obrador, I am so pleased to learn you want to work with us. I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements. We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure you handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your agencies that I'm on my way over? Please let them know that I will be expecting the following: 1.) Free medical care for my entire family. 2.)English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not. 3.)Please print all Mexican Government forms in English. 4.)I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers. 5.)Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture and history. 6.)I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school. 7.)Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch. 8.) I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services. 9.)I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws. 10.)In case one of your police officers does not get the memo to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer. 11.)I plan to display the U.S. flag from my house, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the neighbors. 12.)I would also like to have a job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start. 13.)Please señor presidente tell the Mexican people to be extremely polite and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy. 14.)I will need to receive food stamps for probably a generation, at least and naturally, I'll expect rent subsidies. 15.)I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government. 16.)Oh yeah, I almost forgot, please enroll me into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement. Thank you…Muchas Gracias señor presidente!!
