If anything was to be gleaned by Beyoncé’s visual masterpiece Beyoncé, it’s that we could all stand to have our sex lives be a little more like Beyoncé’s. No doubt inspired by Beyoncé’s declaration in “Formation” that should her lover’s sexual prowess please her, “I take his a– to Red Lobster,” USA and Red Lobster are teaming up to provide their answer to Netflix & chill: rom-coms and Red Lobster.
This Saturday, USA will air a marathon of rom-coms including The Back-Up Plan (12:30 p.m.), He’s Just Not That Into You (3 p.m.), Bridesmaids (5:30 p.m.), and Couples Retreat (8:30 p.m.). We’ve seen them all before, so there’s no need to pay close attention. And, if it’s good, you can hit up Red Lobster. Throughout the marathon, USA is encouraging couples to tweet photos of their favorite date night — keep it clean, folks — using the hashtag #RLDateNightSweepstakes. You could win free movie tickets through Fandango and a free dinner at Red Lobster.
The marathon begins at 12:30 p.m. and runs through 11 p.m. and, well, if you can last the whole time… ::thumbs up emoji::.