Twitter Wits Have Suggestions For Donald Trump's New DJ Gig At Mar-a-Lago

Here’s a note that was sent to Mar-a-Lago club members this week, advertising the former president as disc jockey. pic.twitter.com/shfLBPOPU1

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 4, 2022

So "My Way" and "YMCA" on an endless loop?

— Richard Tafoya (@richardtafoya) February 4, 2022

Who wants to hear the Village People again? pic.twitter.com/L5VpzkcEFg

— Tgage (@tgagemurphy) February 4, 2022

Is he going to have Macho Man on an endless loop? pic.twitter.com/uqDjztneKC

— Jim Acosta's Mic (@for100days2) February 4, 2022

I mean, how can you not get down and get funky with this hipster spinning platters that matter, amirite? pic.twitter.com/pj4FQ73alM

— Paul Dodd (@umphd) February 4, 2022

Hey Donnie! How about this Beatles number? pic.twitter.com/9uS66fyqZC

— Mediocre Tweets (@JurisprudenceNJ) February 4, 2022

This one isn't too bad either. pic.twitter.com/mxyoopsoCW

— JP (@HeroinHatesYou) February 4, 2022

I got a million of em pic.twitter.com/i55GAUCQx3

— Mediocre Tweets (@JurisprudenceNJ) February 4, 2022

He’s going to play the mixtape Kim Jong-un made for him, isn’t he?

— Mass Formation Michael (@Merv515) February 4, 2022

First song: I fought the Law (and the law won). Please, please play that one.

— Jeff Cook (@Jeffcook897) February 4, 2022

He'll be playing all the hits including...
Steal Away (the election version)
Hoax
I Don't Care (the Melania remix)
Two Fine People (on both sides)
Don't Stop Me Now (a duet with Merrick Garland)
and, of course, the Russian National Anthem

— howiewmg (@hmsmarlboro) February 4, 2022

Some presidents raise money for humanitarian issues and some help with struggling democracies and free elections. Then there are those who DJ.

— Iagirl (@sonjabegonia76) February 4, 2022

It's good to see him finally moving on. Is he available for weddings and bar mitzvahs?

— Greg Mason (@GregMason) February 4, 2022

He’ll be working the omelette bar Saturday morning. 🍳

— Francesca Diasio (@Francesca1Diasi) February 4, 2022

Best part is the knob who wrote this used the term “disc jockey”. Is it 1987? Will he pop in some Dionne Warwick and hold up a lighter?

— CATaylor (@CATaylor15) February 4, 2022

I love that he uses the full term “disc jockey”. That’s so groovy. Will he be called “Daddy-O”?

— Adam Burstein (@AdamDBurstein) February 4, 2022