Twitter Took A Break From Nuclear War Talk To Imagine #MutantTrumpPowers
President Donald Trump has ramped up his warnings to North Korea, first threatening to “totally destroy” the country at the United Nations last week, then saying on Monday that “they won’t be around much longer” if their foreign minister echoes the thoughts of his leader Kim Jong Un.
This has obviously made some the world rather anxious since, you know, they’re all pretty happy being alive and not swimming in fallout. So the beautiful people of Twitter attempted to take their minds off of this dark but hopefully unlikely future to have some good old hashtag fun.
For HuffPost Comedy’s hashtag game this week, we played #MutantTrumpPowers, and here are some of the very best!
Teledeportation #MutantTrumpPowers @huffpostcom
— qwerty π (@adoltadult) September 26, 2017
The ability to bring people to their knees... #MutantTrumpPowers@HuffPostComedy #TakeAKnee pic.twitter.com/vYLMqCfUng
— CK (@charley_ck14) September 26, 2017
Weaponized bone spurs #MutantTrumpPowers
— Mr.JP (@MyPerler) September 26, 2017
Telekinuisance#MutantTrumpPowers
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 26, 2017
#MutantTrumpPowers Can default on tall buildings in a single bond
— RaPUNzel (@RandilynIsIn) September 26, 2017
out of shape shifter #MutantTrumpPowers
— Ami (@ohhsquirrel) September 26, 2017
Summoning swamp creatures.
#MutantTrumpPowers pic.twitter.com/ZG9SOjAIks— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) September 26, 2017
MAGAnetic powers #MutantTrumpPowers
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) September 26, 2017
Mind control over the small minded.
#MutantTrumpPowers— Gifthorse Dentist (@toandfro1979) September 26, 2017
Draft Dodging with the power of the Speed Force #MutantTrumpPowers @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) September 26, 2017
Telepathic Tanning Taser #MutantTrumpPowers @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/XUEs4ZLQpm
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) September 26, 2017
Ability to see "Very Fine People" that are invisible to everyone else. 👀 #MutantTrumpPowers
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) September 26, 2017
He can fly, but only away from responsibility.#MutantTrumpPowers
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 26, 2017
Power to make people disappear #MutantTrumpPowers pic.twitter.com/5Q04aI9oSu
— Fart Bagels (@fartbagels) September 26, 2017
Don't let him fool you, all his power comes from his Cloak of Inability #MutantTrumpPowers @HuffPostComedy
— Whitney McKinnon (@WhitneyMck529) September 26, 2017
The ability to make George W. Bush seem benign, and Mitt Romney seem almost Presidential
#MutantTrumpPowers— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) September 26, 2017
Inability to overcome Kremlinite#MutantTrumpPowers pic.twitter.com/cLgGYayba0
— lancegould (@lancegould) September 26, 2017
Bend Chinese Steel #MutantTrumpPowers
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) September 26, 2017
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Dazed And Completely Confused
#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/OZYUkXUooU— Apparently Jane (@spencedbyus) September 19, 2017
Apocalypse Soon#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) September 19, 2017
#trumpsunspeechthemovie Full Mental Jackass
— Todd Otto (@toddotto) September 19, 2017
#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy
Honey, I Shrunk America's Standing in the World— Paul Lander (@paul_lander) September 19, 2017
Four Weddings and Eight Billion Funerals #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) September 19, 2017
Obama Where Art Thou? @HuffPostComedy #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) September 19, 2017
The Wrong Stuff #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy
— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) September 19, 2017
Raging Bully #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/dzhIWcCCMz
— CK (@charley_ck14) September 19, 2017
How To Lose An Ally In 10 Minutes #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie
— Max (@MaxAboutTags) September 19, 2017
The Nukes of Hazard #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie
— craig onetweetwonder (@craigflynn1) September 19, 2017
Clear and Semi-Present Danger to the World
#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) September 19, 2017
#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie ArMAGAddon.
— 🥃mmmKay (@RedPenRants) September 19, 2017
Destroy Story#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie pic.twitter.com/Mrc8AwEhbR
— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) September 19, 2017
Face/Palm #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie @HuffPostComedy
— CK (@charley_ck14) September 19, 2017
Covfefe Ugly #TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie@HuffPostComedy
— Staz Trudeaux (@SheJStaz) September 19, 2017
Easy F#TrumpsUNSpeechTheMovie
— Laurie Crosswell 🌞 (@lauriecrosswell) September 19, 2017
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