We tried the Ariana Grande Stool Challenge and it wasn't a complete disaster
At first glance, there’s nothing suspicious about the cover image on Ariana Grande’s second studio album, My Everything. The singer, in her trademark high pony, sits sideways on a stool, one hand on a white pump and the other on her cheek. She looks relaxed — serene even. But is all as it seems?
Buzzfeed producer Jesse McLaren thought not. In a tweet, he challenged the idea that anyone could balance with both calves side by side on a stool and still manage to look, as Grande does, like a sexy, tiny swan.
I've done the research and there's no way her ass is sitting on that stool. pic.twitter.com/AIGNpcJn6G
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 15, 2017
Almost immediately, McLaren sprouted imitators and challengers:
No not photo shopped my mate didn't photo shop pic.twitter.com/b9zKniDVMK
— Spooky Kimiana ???????? (@agbxdangerous) October 16, 2017
pretty hurts. I remade it because I strive for perfectionist pic.twitter.com/msiz4AIVPD
— kenny???? (@Slhut) October 16, 2017
Eventually, the “Dangerous Woman” herself took notice:
next week on mythbusters https://t.co/1tgyXtfyC6
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 16, 2017
As a serious journalist, I knew it was my duty to figure out the truth. First, I put my hair in a ponytail (in science, you see, you have to account for external variables), secured a stool, and attempted to discover for myself whether Grande’s My Everything was fact or photoshop. (Unfortunately, I did not have the matching black lingerie crop top and hot pants or high heels at my disposal, mostly because this is my place of work.)
The most challenging part of the pose was getting on the stool itself. Your instincts tell you that both calves do not belong on a stool. But with “Focus” playing in my head, I pulled both legs up and tried to get as close to the Grande pose as possible.
UPDATE: Meme-creator Jesse McLaren has weighed in and deemed my scientific method faulty. In my defense, see the above note re: the differences in thigh size between me and Ariana Grande. I maintain that had I lifted my front leg higher, I would have been able to create the illusion of blank stool below.
You need to leave a 3rd of the stool blank this is irresponsible journalism. pic.twitter.com/GrilVOJpvI
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) October 17, 2017