The words "RAAHHHNNN STOPPPP" will forever be embedded into our collective nostalgic memories. Back in the beginning of the Jersey Shore days, Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola was the one we all thought would end up marrying Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and living in toxic happily ever after with him. But, lets just say, girl dodged a bullet!
These days, Jen Harley has taken over in the vicious cycle of breaking up and getting back together with the Jersey Shore, self proclaimed meat head, Ronnie.
Jen Harley and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Have A Toxic History
The couple has only been together (can we even call it that?) for a couple of years but they've already had more knock down, drag-out fights than the entire Jersey Shore cast combined.
There have been bruises, both physically and to their egos, dragging with a car, hits to the face with an ashtray, cryptic Instagram posts (as in, you need an engineering degree to solve those equations), threats with knives, and a whole lot of spray tan. Not only that, but they have a daughter together.
Things Have Moved Fast For The Couple
They officially became a couple in July 2017, just a few months after Ronnie broke up with Khloe Kardashian's BFF Malika Haqq.
By December of that same year, the toxic twosome announced they were expecting a baby together, and we all held our breath. What could go wrong right?
When they welcomed their daughter Ariana Sky at the beginning of April 2018, things seemed to be smooth sailing. However, Jersey Shore has taught us that things can go from butterflies and cotton candy to destructive dumpster fires real quick.
Physical Altercations and Instagram
At the end of April 2018, a Jersey Shore episode aired showing Ronnie maybe, possibly, who really knows, cheating on Jen.
Ronnie's hand went juuuust a little too low on the backside of a girl in the hot tub, however, we will never really know if anything more happened after that. Jen, however, after seeing the episode was understandably irate.
A source told Us Weekly, “[Jen] saw how bad the cheating was while watching the show Thursday night. Ronnie told her something was going down on the show, but not specifics or how bad it was – and it was bad. She kicked him out of his house two weeks ago. They’ve been so rocky for so long – even before he went to film the show … Ronnie is melting down. People are trying to talk him off a ledge but he’s going crazy.”
Jen was so angry that the two got into a physical fight on April 30. Of course, it was filmed on Instagram Live for all of our viewing pleasure.
Things Have Never Been Smooth Sailing For These Two
About 100 cryptic and just plain cringe-worthy Instagram Stories, and an ashtray to the eye later, the pair recently got into another physical altercation on October 4 that saw Ronnie not only arrested for domestic violence but having to be wheeled out of their rented Airbnb strapped to an ambulance stretcher.
On November 6, Ronnie, King of ridiculous, oversharing Instagram posts wrote, “First I treat you how I want to be treated. And then I treat you how you treat me.”
Who on earth could he be talking about? Guess we'll have to stay tuned to find out.