America's national treasure Tom Hanks stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! Thursday night to promote Toy Story 4 and, while there, ended up getting dared by Jimmy Kimmel to commit his first crime.
After pointing out that Hanks has a reputation for being "wonderful and perfect in every way," Kimmel played instigator by daring Hanks to steal a life-sized cardboard cutout of himself at the Hollywood souvenir shop next door, and Hanks didn't even hesitate as he said, "watch this."
Hanks left the theater and walked down Hollywood Boulevard, surprising unsuspecting tourists along the way before reaching the shop. Once inside, Hanks playfully went up to customers in the store, who were shocked by his surprise appearance.
After joking with some lucky customers, Hanks finally found the cardboard cutouts, where there just so happened to be a standee of one of Kimmel's favorite people – actor Matt Damon.
Hanks jokingly stated, "I am sick of this dude," as he pulled a marker out of his pocket and proceeded to draw on Damon's face. He then completed his artwork with the phrase "I am a dope," on his forehead, which Kimmel absolutely loved.
Hanks then grabbed his own standee as he told an employee, "Hi. I'm Tom Hanks and I'm stealing this standee." However, it wasn't just his standee that Hanks stole.
Hanks went to infinity and beyond with his dare, by also grabbing a few toy Oscar trophies on his way out. "You can never have too many of these," said Hanks, which makes us love him even more.