Tina Fey stress eats to avoid Nazis and KKK, calls Paul Ryan a 'p*ssy'

Tina Fey was stressing eating the Klan away on Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Summer Edition. The University of Virginia alum was taking Saturday's tragic event in Charlottesville to heart and she urged the public to not attend any of the scheduled alt-right rallies this weekend and instead "Find a local business you support, maybe a Jewish run bakery or African-American run bakery. Order a cake with the American flag on it. Like this one. And, just eat it, Colin." Despite preaching nonviolence, things quickly escalated between Fey and the cake as she thought about how some of the alt-right in Charlottesville weren't klansmen, they were independent militias. As she shoveled cake in her mouth she said, "Did you know There's 250 well armed militia's across the U.S. Ready mobilize at anytime? Yeah. Guess what, they are not cops. No. They are not cops, they are militias and they train themselves." When President Trump didn't immediately call out the KKK, and then he did and then he changed his mind again, she was upset with the Republican party's reaction. Specifically one Republican saying, "Where is Paul Ryan in all this? He's supposed to be the cool, young congressman, but you don't know how to @ somebody on Twitter? Racism is bad @therealdonaldtrump, you p*ssy." Though stress eating might not be the best solution to this conundrum of how to deal with racism in America, it's at least delicious? Tina closed out her stress eating saying, "Let these morons scream into the empty air. I love you Charlottesville. As Thomas Jefferson said, 'Who is that hot light-skinned girl over by the butter churn?'"