The Morning After: Disney reveals a better kind of lightsaber

May the Fourth be over and done with.

May 5, 2021 at 7:10 AM·5 min read

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It’s amazing that the Star Wars juggernaut (enabled by the Disney industrial complex) has managed to ringfence one entire day each year to peddle new shows, movies, toys and the rest. If you survived yesterday without seeing Gandalf doing the Spock salute with some white text saying May The Fourth Be With You, you’re living a better life than me.

Sneering aside, I got something out of May 4th — the briefest glimpse of a ‘working’ lightsaber that extends and retracts a blade of what looks like light. The device definitely looks far more expensive than my double-edged Dark Maul saber from 1999, and there doesn’t appear to be a plastic tube in sight. Patents unearthed after Disney showed off the saber suggest the blade is composed of LED-illuminated plastic, bright enough to obscure the fact it isn’t actually a laser that could cut a robot in half.

The saber will feature first in an immersive two-day hotel experience at the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser luxury hotel.

There are also Star Wars-themed Instant Pots on sale and our thoughts on the first episode of the new animated series, The Bad Batch. That should be enough until next year.

— Mat Smith

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Behold the awesome golden glory of From the Desk of Donald J. Trump, a whole entire web page dedicated to giving Trump what he so desperately desires: somewhere on the internet to complain about how the rest of the internet is so mean and unfair to him. If you don’t feel like clicking through, then know it’s just like every other blog you’ve seen for the last 20 years, filled with tweet-length posts that Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey can’t delete even if they wanted to. Continue reading.

Paul George debuts his new 'PlayStation 5' sneakers

The LA Clippers star wore them in a game on Tuesday night.

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As such, they relied on SIE Art Director Yujin Morisawa's “artistic vision and creative ethos" for the PS5 to inspire the shoes, which feature PlayStation shapes along the upper and references to the PS5's design on the upper and outsoles. In "select" global regions, you may be able to snag a pair starting on May 14th, and they’ll be released in North America on May 27th. They will go on sale via Nike.com, the SNKRS app and at certain retail locations for $120. Continue reading.

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Even Pixel phones aren't supported for that long.

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"Best Shape of My Life" leads YouTube's new original lineup.

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