The 5 Craziest Quotes From 'Bachelor in Paradise'
Monday’s Bachelor in Paradise showed that when you mix reality TV stars, alcohol, and cameras you get some pretty amazing quotes. When Leah arrived at paradise Nick did the gentlemanly thing and said, “Leah looks great. She showed up looking very attractive. Just in fairness alone I’d like to get to know Leah from a sexual chemistry standpoint. ”
Nick found himself with The Twins, who both have scoliosis. One of the identical twins said, “Do you want to see my hump?”
Carly had an awkward kiss with Evan and found herself turned off. She said, “Evan does give me erectile dysfunction. He does. It’s so sad.”
Leah was vying for Daniel’s rose and tried to appear deep by comparing herself to an onion. Daniel asked, “You gonna make me cry, though?” When she replied, “No,” he responded, “ OK, you’re not like an onion. … So, you’re more like an orange with one layer.”
Daniel had some Yogi Berra-level quotes throughout the episode. He had his best while talking to The Twins. He said, “It’s not as bad as talking to a brick wall. Maybe like talking to a leather couch.”
Bachelor in Paradise airs on Mondays at 8 p.m. on ABC.
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