Do They Teach Poetic Justice in Betsy DeVos' Dream Schools?

From Esquire

(Permanent Musical Accompaniment To The Last Post Of The Week By The Blog's Favourite Living Canadian)

WASHINGTON-So, on Friday, newly minted Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos decided to get within hailing distance of an actual D.C. public school, which us something she has tried very hard to avoid doing over the years she has been involved in the slow demolition of public education. Hilarity, most definitely, did not ensue, at least not according to WAMU.

Davis said that after the visit was announced, she received reports that parents and activists would attempt to block DeVos's entrance to the school. "Everyone will have a different way of demonstrating discontent with her policies. I understand why some parents are concerned. My message is that we have got to keep the pressure on the Department of Ed., on Betsy DeVos, to ensure that structures are in place that would safeguard our public schools and stay vigilant. We simply cannot be on the sidelines and let things happen to our public schools without voicing our concerns and resisting things that would be harmful to our kids." … At the end of the visit, DeVos told reporters: "It was really wonderful to visit this school, and I look forward to many visits of many great public schools both in D.C. and across the country."

It's like hearing some guy from the 1890s talk about searching for the source of the Nile.

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Photo credit: Shutterstock

Missouri became a right to work state this week, which means that the workers there are now enjoying the freedom that comes with absolute powerlessness. So, naturally, it was time for that state's legislature to get around to the state's consumers next. From STLToday:

Swearingen sued under the Missouri Merchandising Practices Act, a half-century-old law that prohibits deceptive and unfair practices in business. That law now faces a likely defanging at the hands of the Missouri Legislature. A Senate committee approved a bill with big changes, and it is now awaiting a vote of the Senate. "It's looking like it's going to sail right through," said Cara Spencer, executive director of the Consumers Council of Missouri and a St. Louis alderman. The bill is sponsored by Sen. Ron Richard, R-Joplin, the speaker pro tem of the Senate. The change would exempt auto dealers, payday and title lenders, finance companies, cable and phone companies and a host of other businesses from being sued for violating the act.

Because those are almost precisely the businesses least likely to engage in shady or otherwise hinky dealings with their customers-especially those payday lenders, who are God's representatives to the finance industry.

It should have become obvious that, here at the shebeen, we are going to keep an eye on Big Luther Strange, the new junior senator from Alabama. But several Top Commenters pointed out this week that there is more than one wonderfully monickered public official down in that state. The state treasurer, for example, is named Young Boozer.

The third.

This means that there were two Young Boozers before Young Boozer III. (Young Boozer II, as Al.com reports, was a roommate of the late Bear Bryant when they were both playing football for the Crimson Tide.) Young Boozer III at least has a sense of humor about it.

His great grandfather was a Boozer - "in name only," the treasurer said - and he married a Young. So they took their two surnames and came up with a family name. Young Boozer. And it probably comes with a mandatory sense of humor, too. As Young Boozer III, he fretted about a future grandson who would, of course, be Young Boozer V.

Roll, Tide.


Oh, hell's bells.

"Hugh is one of the most influential and intelligent conservatives in political media, simultaneously thoughtful and provocative," said Editorial Page Editor Fred Hiatt. "It's essential to us that we offer readers a range of views, and we're thrilled that Hugh has agreed to join our diverse team."

Yeah, and he needed another gig, too.

Weekly WWOZ Pick To Click: "I Hear An Echo" (Hipbone Slim and the Knee Tremblers): Yeah, I pretty much still love New Orleans.

Weekly Visit To The Pathe Archives: Here are the "red hot mammas" of American fashion in 1903. (The title cards, which go by fast enough to be called subliminal, say that.) It should be noted that, in 1903, while she was a bit of a wild child, Alice Roosevelt did not promote her own line of fashion from the White House, and her father, President Teddy, did not plug her stuff to the department stores of the time. History is so cool.

Is it a good day for dinosaur news? It's always a good day for dinosaur news! Isn't that right, Guardian?

Pronounced az-dar-kid, these giant reptiles were named after the azhdar of Iranian mythology: huge lizards with wings that populated Persian epics. Real life azhdarchids were actually pterosaurs, the group of flying reptiles most commonly recognised in the form of the head-crested Pteranodon; much beloved of scientifically dubious film and television… It is among the ranks of the latter "arch-predators" that we place the most monstrous azhdarchids. These creatures are Giger-esque. You wouldn't bat an eyelid seeing them striding across the landscape of a far-flung planet in a science-fiction film, or scratched on a canvas, spewed from the fantastical mind of a troubled artist. As is so often the case in palaeontology, the reality is even greater than fiction. Azhdarchids were real animals that lived during the Cretaceous (108-66 million years ago). Recent examination of their fossils suggests some of them grew to become nightmarish giant land predators, roaming the prehistoric islands of Transylvania.

That sounds bad. Also totally amazing.

"These azhdarchids were giraffe-sized, quadrupedal Panzer-storks," Witton vividly described to me the animals he specialises in. "We have to look at the smaller, two to five metre wingspan azhdarchids, for clues to the life appearance of the big ones, but multiplying their well-known anatomy across to our giant remains creates some pretty awesome animals." Hatzegopteryx is so far known from only some bits of skull, partial limb bones, and a neck bone, but palaeontologists can often tell a lot from very little. The single huge neck vertebra is is evidence that it had a proportionally short and stocky neck, resistant to twisting. With no other giant predators known from Haţeg Island, Witton and Naish suggest that these animals were the apex predators of their ecosystem.

Giant flying dinosaurs that ate other dinosaurs? Tell me again that dinosaurs did not live then to make us happy now.

The Committee tried and tried to find away around this, but there was no question that veteran Top Commenter Judy Clay was the winner of this week's Top Commenter of the Week Award. She had some things to say regarding the grift-o-rama currently ongoing in the executive branch, and her post should be used in J-schools to teach young journos how to write a lede.

Hey, you guys, could ya help a sista out? I seemed to have missed a couple of places on the ceiling, scraping my brains off. So, if ya got a long handled scraper, well, that would be great. Tanks in advance.

Well-fashioned, good lady. That will be 77.290 Beckhams on account.

I'll be back on Monday with some…oh, hell, I might be back in 20 minutes with whatever fresh hell emerges from this marbled asylum. Be well and play nice, ya bastids. Stay above the snake-line and stay the hell off Hateg Island until you hear from me.

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